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[cloningblues]

[Asagi's being even more of a grump than usual lately, and it's hard not to see why. The operation made everyone look like fools on live TV, but especially him and his epic failure to dock with Blue One's Assault Jaeger. Now it's all over the internet! Which is probably why he's desperately trying to stay away from anything with a net connection right now, and grumbling to himself in one of the common areas.]

Who even thought doing a live broadcast of a combat mission was a good idea...

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[cloningblues]

If not for commander Suzukaze, we'd probably have to fight the whole battle without Assault Jaegers...

We're alive only because she went against a superior's orders. And we still look like fools.

[majestic_keiki]

Yeah...Hopefully somebody will realize that guy is incompetent and put someone sensible in charge. Before he gets everyone killed.

[cloningblues]

He almost got Leos killed. He's alive only because professor Shirakawa and his bird familiar saved him.

[majestic_keiki]

Yes. It's incredible that idiot hasn't caused some kind of major disaster that got him fired already...And did you say a bird familiar? Is he a wizard now?

[cloningblues]

Apparently, yes. Who knew science can let you use magic?

Chika is not only a familiar, she can talk, too. She's usually hard to miss, because she's very colorful and loud. And surprisingly non-annoying.

[majestic_keiki]

I didn't, but it's not any weirder than everything else here.

I'm surprised I didn't manage to see a bright, loud, talkative bird, though.

[cloningblues]

Well, she is very small... And mostly seems to hang out in Alhambra. And Alhambra is Crazy Central.

[majestic_keiki]

That would explain it. I haven't visited Alhambra much, there hasn't been much reason to.

[cloningblues]

It's where all the strangest people hang out. Visit at your own risk.

Of course that means Izuru and Tamaki are running all over the place all the time.

[majestic_keiki]

It's an actual military base too, so it's not too interesting either way. Might end up there if I have to visit some of the strange people. It is kinda fascinating how many people who should be impossible have joined Unity Group.

[cloningblues]

They probably think the same about us. How many people have mecha working on the pilot's fight or flight instinct?

[majestic_keiki]

And that's supposed to be as weird as Seta?

[cloningblues]

For her? Maybe. If you could turn into an immortal monster all your life then you'd think it's normal, no?

[majestic_keiki]

I meant for others. I'd certainly find her more surprising than the AHSMBs if I'd been told about both at the same time. And then there are the Autobots.

[cloningblues]

Yeah, I know, I know.

It's ironic, in a way. So many aliens are fighting for the sake of humans.

[majestic_keiki]

Yeah, it's quite weird after so long only fighting against aliens.