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[cloningblues]

[Asagi's being even more of a grump than usual lately, and it's hard not to see why. The operation made everyone look like fools on live TV, but especially him and his epic failure to dock with Blue One's Assault Jaeger. Now it's all over the internet! Which is probably why he's desperately trying to stay away from anything with a net connection right now, and grumbling to himself in one of the common areas.]

Who even thought doing a live broadcast of a combat mission was a good idea...

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[herodrawing]

Red Five is all busted up too. It's not going anywhere in a while...

[cloningblues]

That's what happens when you turn yourself into a human shield. Though even before that, the white Wulgaru unit messed you up pretty badly.

What the hell was that thing? It made us all look like fools.

[herodrawing]

It felt like some kind of super strong Wulgaru champion. A boss character?

Even the AHSMB was afraid. I hope everyone who saw the footage online understands the situation we were in...

[cloningblues]

I don't think they do. Even for me a lot of how Blue One works is a mystery. And for them, it's easier to point and laugh how we were frozen in fear while that white Wulgaru was running in circles around us than to put themselves in our skin.

[herodrawing]

That's mean! It's almost like bullying!

[cloningblues]

It's much worse than bullying. Bullies don't wage war on your whole species.

[herodrawing]

Neither do the people who watched the video!

... Oh, you mean the Wulgaru.

[cloningblues]

Yes. Did you think I'm talking about people on the internet? Like I care what they think.

[You're an amazing liar, Asafi.]

[herodrawing]

Really? That means you're much stronger than I thought Asagi, that's kinda cool.

[cloningblues]

Huh? Tha- Wait a sec. What did you think about me?

[herodrawing]

In the academy you were always really worried about what other people think of you.

[cloningblues]

Well...

[Awkward silence and mental feet shuffling commences.]

I think I gotta get going now.

[herodrawing]

Did something happen?

Okay, see you later.