Return? Not really.

[mc_of_mcs]

[Video time. A sudden one at that from the person who just dropped in on the second battle in Brussels in a week.]

...Okay! I've never been good at this explaining thing, so I'm going to start with an introduction. Ahem...

I'm Neptune, and I'm a goddess. Oh, but not related to that one old guy around these parts, except by name. It's nice to meet you!

I'm not from this world, and I've been working my butt off trying to get back home since I got randomly dropped here a few months ago.

Anyways, you guys are always on the news doing big things, and I ran into a few of you before. Seems like a cool place to hang. So until I can find a way back, I'm gonna be sticking around! Let's all get along!

[A pause as her stomach rumbles.]



...

I could really use some pudding right now, though. That was a tough fight.

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[herodrawing]

[This voice! Izuru recognizes it!]

It's you!

You're that person from before!

[mc_of_mcs]

Hey, hey! Howzit?

It was hard to get all the way to Brussels, y'know.

[herodrawing]

Is your quest still failed then? Or... in progress, I guess.

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[mc_of_mcs]

[She stands confidently.]

You never fail a quest until a sign pops up telling you that you did!

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[mc_of_mcs]

[And then suddenly loses all energy.]

That's what I thought a month ago.

This might be one of those situations where you don't get a sign.

[broken_frightener]

[There was a chuckle from behind her.]

You said quite a bit about yourself Miss Neptune. A lot of it quite hard to believe.

However one thing above all I think stands out the most.

[Leos tosses something at Neppu. She should somehow be a able to figure out exactly what it was.]

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[mc_of_mcs]

Woah!

[The item is juggled from one hand to the other while she tries to catch it properly. She finally does though.]

Gotcha.

Eh...this is...?

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[mc_of_mcs]

Pudding!

Yahoo! Thanks, guy. This is just what I needed!

[broken_frightener]

You're quite welcome. A person without pudding is a sad sight after all.

[He pulls out a pack of his own and be to savor the delicious contents within.]

Its the best isn't it?

[a_monetized_mind]

...Disregarding the claims of divinity...

Shouldn't you eat some actual food instead?

[mc_of_mcs]

I don't know what you're talking about. Pudding's the only thing I need!

[Short pause.]

Wait...'disregarding'?! I'm telling you as it is!

[a_monetized_mind]

Yeah, right.

[keep_your_dignity]

OH FUCKING HELL.

[Yeah, times like these are the ones Kagura wishes she could get drunk]

[mc_of_mcs]

Eh...?

That's a robot, isn't it?

They've got talking robots here, too?

[keep_your_dignity]

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

[Kagura's voicebox does not allow for emotional tones, but there's a definite feeling that she doesn't like you on principle, Nep.]

[majestic_keiki]

A god? Really?

[mc_of_mcs]

Goddess.

Console Patron Unit if you wanna get technical.

[majestic_keiki]

What does that even mean?

[cloningblues]

You're a goddess?! So it was a weird religious thing after all!

[mc_of_mcs]

The religion thing doesn't exist in this world. So, if that's the problem, you've got nothing to worry about!

Oh, I said it in the thread above this one: I'm not here to ask for worship, either.

[cloningblues]

Thread...?

I don't think there's anyone who'd worship you, anyway. What kind of divine powers do you have? And you don't look exactly like a goddess, either. And the only one who'd worship a pudding eater is Leos.

[beast_of_scripture]

It's a pleasure to meet you Neptune.

[Aaaaaand here's someone who doesn't looked bothered or surprised at any of the claims made.

For some reason he's holding a rather large book and pen and almost looks like a fan meeting a celebrity for the first time.]

If I might ask, what exactly are you a Goddess of?

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[mc_of_mcs]

Oh, that's easy!

I'm the Goddess of Planeptune. That's my nation.

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[mc_of_mcs]

Er...huh?

That's weird. I just had this feeling that I've seen you somewhere before...

[beast_of_scripture]

Hmmm I see Planet Neptune...

[Scribble scribble]

Ah I was just about to say the same thing, you wouldn't have happened to pass by Miskatonic or Arkham City during your travels, would you?