Return? Not really.

[mc_of_mcs]

[Video time. A sudden one at that from the person who just dropped in on the second battle in Brussels in a week.]

...Okay! I've never been good at this explaining thing, so I'm going to start with an introduction. Ahem...

I'm Neptune, and I'm a goddess. Oh, but not related to that one old guy around these parts, except by name. It's nice to meet you!

I'm not from this world, and I've been working my butt off trying to get back home since I got randomly dropped here a few months ago.

Anyways, you guys are always on the news doing big things, and I ran into a few of you before. Seems like a cool place to hang. So until I can find a way back, I'm gonna be sticking around! Let's all get along!

[A pause as her stomach rumbles.]



...

I could really use some pudding right now, though. That was a tough fight.

Comments

[keep_your_dignity]

ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOU'RE A RAT.

[As the second aprt is being said, Kagura begins moving again]

BECAUSE I HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF IDIOTS WITH DELUSIONS OF GODHOOD ALREADY.

[mc_of_mcs]

You're not the first one who doesn't believe it, but I'm the real thing!

I mean I can't show it right now, but I will next time.

[keep_your_dignity]

I HAVE BEEN TOLD YOU WERE USEFUL YESTERDAY AGAINST THE AEP.

BECAUSE OF THAT, I WILL, THIS ONCE, BE A GOOD NEIGHBOUR AND ASSUME YOU ARE LYING.

[mc_of_mcs]

If you're that much of a hardbutt about it, there's not much I can do.

Just don't say I didn't tell you so.

[keep_your_dignity]

[Kagura simply "stares" for a second, her faceless plate eerily oriented towards Neptune, before turning away to go. Before she leaves, however, her robotic voice sounds again]

YOU MISUNDERSTAND. THAT WAS A COURTESY. YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO EVER BELIEVE ANY OF YOUR CLAIMS.

[With that, she seems poised to simply walk away]

[mc_of_mcs]

You know, when you put it that way, you might still see it eventually...

So instead of being intimidating with the narrative and the voice, you could just tell me what's wrong with it now.

[keep_your_dignity]

[Kagura counts to ten inside her armor. She just got her armor body back. She's just feeling the rush right now, and she is better than her brain. It's against the rules to punch someone across the room for being an idiot]

BECAUSE IF I EVER CAME TO BELIEVE YOU REALLY WERE A GOD, I WOULD KILL YOU.

ENOUGH? GOOD.

[Yup, she's leaving now]

[mc_of_mcs]

Wha-? Wait up! That doesn't really explain anyth-

[Aaand she's gone.]

...

...Well...that's the resident jerk character for you.