Return? Not really.

[mc_of_mcs]

[Video time. A sudden one at that from the person who just dropped in on the second battle in Brussels in a week.]

...Okay! I've never been good at this explaining thing, so I'm going to start with an introduction. Ahem...

I'm Neptune, and I'm a goddess. Oh, but not related to that one old guy around these parts, except by name. It's nice to meet you!

I'm not from this world, and I've been working my butt off trying to get back home since I got randomly dropped here a few months ago.

Anyways, you guys are always on the news doing big things, and I ran into a few of you before. Seems like a cool place to hang. So until I can find a way back, I'm gonna be sticking around! Let's all get along!

[A pause as her stomach rumbles.]



...

I could really use some pudding right now, though. That was a tough fight.

Comments

[mc_of_mcs]

Isn't that kinda rude? What's a goddess even supposed to look like?

I'll have you know I can do plenty of divine stuff: using magic, transforming, flying, eating lots of pudding...and that's only the start of the list!

[cloningblues]

More majestic, I suppose? I mean, you look like a normal girl. Gods usually look very different from normal people.

[Asagi still has a hard time buying the whole "goddess" thing.]

Unless this is just a form you use to walk us unnoticed. What can you transform into?

[mc_of_mcs]

You could say that, I guess! My other form kinda attracts attention, so being like this makes it more convenient to move around.

Actually, I've never looked at myself after I transform. But, I've been told that I'm pretty hot.

[cloningblues]

Can I see it?

[mc_of_mcs]

[She lowers her head at that.]

Uh. That's gonna be difficult right now...

Get back to me when I'm less tired. I -did- just fly all the way to that place, y'know.

[cloningblues]

How about any of the other things, then? Except eating lots of pudding. I know humans who do that already.

[mc_of_mcs]

Aye-aye, can do!

Alakazam!

[What she does come up with is a ball of fire from her raised finger.]

How 'bout that?

[cloningblues]

Well, it's not something a normal human can do, alright.

...But it's kinda small. I think some of the people who practice weird martial arts could do it too. And they're not gods.

1/2

[mc_of_mcs]

Ugh...tough crowd, huh.

I'm not actually in the best shape right now though, so this is the best show I can put on...

2/2

[mc_of_mcs]

But just you wait...the great Neptune has a lot of tricks up her sleeves!

You'll all stop doubting me sooner or later!

[cloningblues]

Right, right.

Well, in the meantime, I'm pretty sure the fridge is stuffed with pudding. So... enjoy?