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*Backdated to before christmas*
Dorothy can be seen talking to a shopkeeper in a store.
Do you have this in black? *She holds a tie.*
Miss, the only black tie we have is for funeral. *The shopkeeper replies.*
Don't worry, this is for someone with a lousy taste.
*She then notices that you're there. She greets you with her usual blank expression*
Hello. Are you shopping as well?
Dorothy can be seen talking to a shopkeeper in a store.
Do you have this in black? *She holds a tie.*
Miss, the only black tie we have is for funeral. *The shopkeeper replies.*
Don't worry, this is for someone with a lousy taste.
*She then notices that you're there. She greets you with her usual blank expression*
Hello. Are you shopping as well?
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Are you lost cat?
*Dorothy pets the cat and looks at the piece of paper*
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[Another deadpan grumbled out meow. The paper said - "I want to buy model airplanes for my friend, but they won't allow cats in the store. I request assistance. -Skald Skogkattson."]
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*Dorothy lifts the cat effortlessly, and without any fear of getting mauled by the cat.*
Fancy cats are allowed inside. You can be my fancy cat.
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[A cat of his size would be pretty heavy to anyone present here who wasn't Dorothy. Skald remains as frosty as he entered the store. One day the management will pay for this humiliation. But for today he will be a fancy cat. He was fluffy and regal enough for the job anyway.]