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*Backdated to before christmas*
Dorothy can be seen talking to a shopkeeper in a store.
Do you have this in black? *She holds a tie.*
Miss, the only black tie we have is for funeral. *The shopkeeper replies.*
Don't worry, this is for someone with a lousy taste.
*She then notices that you're there. She greets you with her usual blank expression*
Hello. Are you shopping as well?
Dorothy can be seen talking to a shopkeeper in a store.
Do you have this in black? *She holds a tie.*
Miss, the only black tie we have is for funeral. *The shopkeeper replies.*
Don't worry, this is for someone with a lousy taste.
*She then notices that you're there. She greets you with her usual blank expression*
Hello. Are you shopping as well?
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[A cat of his size would be pretty heavy to anyone present here who wasn't Dorothy. Skald remains as frosty as he entered the store. One day the management will pay for this humiliation. But for today he will be a fancy cat. He was fluffy and regal enough for the job anyway.]