Prisoner interrogation

[srwu_npc]

It is time to interrogate the captured C.L.A.W. pilots and see what useful information you can get from them. There's only one problem.

They're cats. Sapient ones, but still - normal-sized, household cats. Currently sitting around in the holding cell/pet room, looking around disdainfully as cats tend to do. How to extract anything from them?


"Umm. Does anyone have any catnip?"

This is a hijinks post. Violence against animals is not accepted!

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[srwu_npc]

"Nonsense... ah!"

"Ball."

The cats stare at the toy fascinated, and as soon as it's in the air - they all lunge at it!

"Ball!"

[gold_four]

Interested in what I have to hear?

[Ataru admittedly isn't certain they can hear him at all at this point, but he waits patiently, knowing he has more if need be.]

[srwu_npc]

"Follow that ball!"

"It's mine. Mine!"

The cats are indeed too busy being distracted by the rattling toy to listen to you. They start throwing it around like, well, like cats.

[gold_four]

[And now, he draws out, and points a little in front of him, the laser pointer.]

Do I have your attention?

[srwu_npc]

"Eh? What is it human?!"

"What's this!"

The cats are temporarily distracted, but it looks like their attention is being focused on the pointer. If you want to tell them something, be quick.

[gold_four]

A device. A human made device. One which can intrigue and challenge you, as it has done many great cats.

What kind of civilisation that hates kitten kind would create such things, eh? Why would we have things for you to play with?