Even worse ideas from bad sources

[herodrawing]

[1]
Hello.

[Izuru will approach everyone he considers a part of "his" team - read, anyone he has even the briefest positive CR with.]

Mr Randy left me something to watch with my friends. Let's do it together, alright?

[2]
[Location: Asagi's room. Time to watch the data disc Izuru got from Team Doberman's leader!]


[There's a reason why Randy told him (which Izuru forgot to mention, and then just plain forgot) to watch this with his male team members only. A reason which becomes abundantly clear as soon as the movie recorded on the disc starts to play.]


[It's a porn.]

Comments

[herodrawing]

Ah, please give it back! It's mr Randy's treasured possession and he made me promise I'd return it!

[Surprisingly, Izuru is more shocked at the movie being suddenly interrupted than its contents.]

[ugyuuya]

[Yuuya turns to look at Izuru and sighs before speaking to the younger man.]

I'm going to return it to him Izuru so you don't have to worry about that. The content itself isn't particularly offensive comparatively and I can't very well get on to Randy about legally owning this with what I'm sure VG and Willis have stashed away somewhere.

[He takes the case and lightly knocks Izuru in the middle of the forehead with it.]

The real issue I have with this is with how Randy handled this. You and the other guys on team Rabbits are old enough to watch this, even if there are times where it seems otherwise, Volya and Flit were not. Add in Kei and her obvious discomfort and then myself and it's pretty much ruined the intended effect. Next time if he wants to have something like this happen it'd be better for him to invite your group himself and then handle it from there.

I'm not reporting anyone or throwing anything away and I won't really get Flit and Volya an appointment with the shrinks here it's just that I'm annoyed with Randy because while this is somewhat of a rite of passage he basically bombed the whole thing for you guys and at this point I'll get on his case a bit, explain what he probably should have done, give him back the disc and then see where it goes from there alright?

[Yuuya pauses for a moment after his explanation as he thinks to himself.]

I've already been butting in with Leos and Ken, now I'm adding Izuru to the mix? Oh well in for a penny in for a pound as they say.

[herodrawing]

Alright...

Sorry. I feel like I messed up here somehow.

[Yeah, Izuru. You kinda did.]

[ugyuuya]

[Yuuya looks at Izuru and feels like he's kicked a puppy on some level with his dejected face. He hands the movie case back to Izuru and sighs.]

You didn't mess up Izuru you're heart was in the right place but you just didn't understand what Randy was telling you. I guess it's equal parts whatever they did to you and Randy trying to be subtle about things which lead to the whole mess of confusion.

Just be a little more mindful and try to keep the mess under control here. I'll try to run a bit of screening on my end for you guys but we're all gonna take lumps for this before it's all said and done. I haven't given Lt. Takamura a good reason for a lecture lately I think she may actually miss the opportunity to scream at me so you may get a thank you from her.

Just keep it down and now that you know what it is put a little more thought into the audience.

[herodrawing]

Y-yes! Thank you, I will make sure to be more mindful in the future.

This too is an obstacle many heroes face!

[Izuru is instantly energized. What kind of heroes does he even talk about?]