Even worse ideas from bad sources

[herodrawing]

[1]
Hello.

[Izuru will approach everyone he considers a part of "his" team - read, anyone he has even the briefest positive CR with.]

Mr Randy left me something to watch with my friends. Let's do it together, alright?

[2]
[Location: Asagi's room. Time to watch the data disc Izuru got from Team Doberman's leader!]


[There's a reason why Randy told him (which Izuru forgot to mention, and then just plain forgot) to watch this with his male team members only. A reason which becomes abundantly clear as soon as the movie recorded on the disc starts to play.]


[It's a porn.]

Comments

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[majestic_keiki]

Why did you drag me here to watch this?

[herodrawing]

Randy said watching this will make us grow closer as a team...?

[Izuru has to lift his voice up to speak over the movie. It's still running.]

[majestic_keiki]

And you thought it was a good idea to just do it like that?

[Kei's voice was rising as well, though it was pretty clearly anger and not fear of not being heard.]

[herodrawing]

I didn't know what was on the disc! I thought watching it would spoil the surprise.

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[kill_all_vagans]

[Yeah. Flit's all-]

Why is he... hurting-

... Oh no... noooo!

[Yeah, Flit's realizing this is something he shouldn't be watching, and desperately covers his eyes and tries to leave. But since unlike some people he doesn't always go to Asagi's room he just bumps into a wall.]

[mistaken_for_monster]

[Well Volya's got a similar reaction, face going completely red as he averted his eyes and screamed things in Russian that were barely understandable but probably highly uncomplimentary, panicked and ten kinds of embarassed. Seeing as he has a brother in suffering he drags Flit out the right way as he evacuates from the room.]

[herodrawing]

Volya? Flit?! Are you hurt?

[cloningblues]

This actress... Doesn't she kinda look like Commander Suzukaze?

[herodrawing]

She... really does, doesn't she.

[gold_four]

[Awkward shuffling towards the door.]

[ugyuuya]

[Upon seeing the subject material Yuuya quickly puts his face into his palm and rubs his temples while he shakes his head. At the rather spectacular freak outs by the younger pilots, and the rather unusual realization by Asagi, he sighs and begins to walk from his spot leaning by the door to the screen.]

Alright that's enough of that, I'm not sure what Randy was thinking in this case but I'm calling this right here.

[He ejects the disc and takes it from the younger pilots.]

Izuru, in the future if Randy decides to loan you any additional movies to watch with your friends, ask myself or one of the older male pilots to vet it for you first. Just be sure you don't ask VG or Willis about it though.

Now before I take this disc back to have words with Randy and get Flit and Volya an appointment with our new shrinks are there any questions. I can't guarantee I'll answer everything but I'd rather you ask here an now then to hear about another disaster like this later on.

[Yuuya has an expression that carries a certain degree of resignation, discomfort, annoyance, and oddly enough amusement at the whole situation.]

[herodrawing]

Ah, please give it back! It's mr Randy's treasured possession and he made me promise I'd return it!

[Surprisingly, Izuru is more shocked at the movie being suddenly interrupted than its contents.]

[ugyuuya]

[Yuuya turns to look at Izuru and sighs before speaking to the younger man.]

I'm going to return it to him Izuru so you don't have to worry about that. The content itself isn't particularly offensive comparatively and I can't very well get on to Randy about legally owning this with what I'm sure VG and Willis have stashed away somewhere.

[He takes the case and lightly knocks Izuru in the middle of the forehead with it.]

The real issue I have with this is with how Randy handled this. You and the other guys on team Rabbits are old enough to watch this, even if there are times where it seems otherwise, Volya and Flit were not. Add in Kei and her obvious discomfort and then myself and it's pretty much ruined the intended effect. Next time if he wants to have something like this happen it'd be better for him to invite your group himself and then handle it from there.

I'm not reporting anyone or throwing anything away and I won't really get Flit and Volya an appointment with the shrinks here it's just that I'm annoyed with Randy because while this is somewhat of a rite of passage he basically bombed the whole thing for you guys and at this point I'll get on his case a bit, explain what he probably should have done, give him back the disc and then see where it goes from there alright?

[Yuuya pauses for a moment after his explanation as he thinks to himself.]

I've already been butting in with Leos and Ken, now I'm adding Izuru to the mix? Oh well in for a penny in for a pound as they say.

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[streamedastar]

...she's pretty flexible.

[Ryuichi seems pretty unphased. Years of browsing 4chan would probably do that.]

[herodrawing]

Really?

[Izuru tilts his head at the screen.]

I... suppose you are right.

[streamedastar]

Though I gotta say this is a bit unexpected.

Why the porn?

1 -> 2?

[blackhole_sunattack]

Oh yeah? Well, I've got some spare time. Did he tell you what it is.

[herodrawing]

It's something I am supposed to view with my closest friends and we shall grow stronger bonds as a team as a result.

That's all I know.

[blackhole_sunattack]

Well, there's no harm in all that, is there. Let's go see what this is all about...

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[way_of_vengeance]

[Somehow, Kanae was invited.]

...I can't watch this kind of thing...

[She's just bashfully covering her eyes. Though there's a bit of a gap in one of her hands she peeks through-er, could peek through. It's hard to tell when they're still closed.]

[break_the_nine]

[Leos on the other hand though rather surprised by this sudden turn of events, was not bothering to cover his eyes as he watched, eyes locked on the screen and cheeks significantly red.]

Oh... wow...

[a_linear_mind]

Hmm hmm what's going on in here?

[The one person who definitely should not have been invited has somehow found the viewing group. What was on the monitor and Leos' expression explained it all for him.]

Aaaaaahhhh youth, it's so precious.

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[caressthedarkness]

[Seta is watching the 'action-packed' film curiously.]

...What is it that they are doing?

[herodrawing]

Ah, uhm, you see, well! There is that thing, at least I think, it is that thing, right?

[caressthedarkness]

It is...something...for sure.

But I do not quite understand what that thing is.