Vivacissimo

[a_monetized_mind]

[1] Well, that happened. And I didn't even die a little bit that time.

[Jen carefully looks into her cup of tea.]

Still...I was hoping it'd take them longer to improve on Nemain's speed ability. Or start churning out the WMDs...


...I have to move faster.

[2]

Hellooooooo Unity Group! It is I, the world's greatest neurochemist-slash-metal goddess, DOOMSTAR~!

[Oh, and Doomstar's defected too. That happened.]

So? What shall we do first? A party, maybe! I'll make the drugs and music if you guys provide the food and booze!
[She is very quickly put in handcuffs.]


Eh?! Whyyyyyyy~?!

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Re: 2

[a_monetized_mind]

EEEEEK! J-j-jenny, jenny, a gh-ghost!! An anti-drug ghost, straight from 80's PSAs!!
[Doomstar twists and turns to avoid Kagura's touch, instead jumping and doing her best to hide behind Jen.]


Yeah, that's Kagura. She's kind of a bitch.

[dignity_kept]

That I have been for a long time. [The spectral voices seem more amused than anything] Douglas here is probably the only person in Unity Group's ranks with a worse personality than I have.

[The amusement is dropped, though, as she continues] What I also am, however, is serious. Do not try anything with the kids. Unless you fancy a mysterious case of sudden head explosion.

Now start walking. I have to take you to your cell, and I imagine you'd rather walk on your own than get carried like a sack. And no funny business.