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([personal profile] a_monetized_mind posting in [community profile] srwu Jan. 24th, 2016 11:07 am)
[1] Well, that happened. And I didn't even die a little bit that time.

[Jen carefully looks into her cup of tea.]

Still...I was hoping it'd take them longer to improve on Nemain's speed ability. Or start churning out the WMDs...


...I have to move faster.

[2]

Hellooooooo Unity Group! It is I, the world's greatest neurochemist-slash-metal goddess, DOOMSTAR~!

[Oh, and Doomstar's defected too. That happened.]

So? What shall we do first? A party, maybe! I'll make the drugs and music if you guys provide the food and booze!
[She is very quickly put in handcuffs.]


Eh?! Whyyyyyyy~?!

dignity_kept: (Calm)

From: [personal profile] dignity_kept

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[Well, it seemed reasonable to send the energy creature without a metabolism to guard the lady who can make skin contact drugs, so here is Kagura to take Doomstar to the cells. The blue flame hand pushes the human unceremoniously in the brig's direction]

Because you're a criminal. Also, annoying. If you collaborate and the information you offer turns out to be good, though, you might even get out.

While we're on that, by the way, if you offer or otherwise push any drugs to any of the minors in this organization, nobody will ever find your body.

[The voices don't even change tone as they say this]
dignity_kept: (Calm)

From: [personal profile] dignity_kept


That I have been for a long time. [The spectral voices seem more amused than anything] Douglas here is probably the only person in Unity Group's ranks with a worse personality than I have.

[The amusement is dropped, though, as she continues] What I also am, however, is serious. Do not try anything with the kids. Unless you fancy a mysterious case of sudden head explosion.

Now start walking. I have to take you to your cell, and I imagine you'd rather walk on your own than get carried like a sack. And no funny business.
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