Vivacissimo

[a_monetized_mind]

[1] Well, that happened. And I didn't even die a little bit that time.

[Jen carefully looks into her cup of tea.]

Still...I was hoping it'd take them longer to improve on Nemain's speed ability. Or start churning out the WMDs...


...I have to move faster.

[2]

Hellooooooo Unity Group! It is I, the world's greatest neurochemist-slash-metal goddess, DOOMSTAR~!

[Oh, and Doomstar's defected too. That happened.]

So? What shall we do first? A party, maybe! I'll make the drugs and music if you guys provide the food and booze!
[She is very quickly put in handcuffs.]


Eh?! Whyyyyyyy~?!

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[a_monetized_mind]

That is 100% a thing she can do.


Jenny~!! Geez, I can't talk about our time together, but you can?! And what's with everyone getting dates all of a sudden, huh?!


...

[in_over_his_head]

... I'm not even going to ask how you know that Jen.

[Calvin just sighs and shakes his head.]

I'll make sure anyone who has to handle her'll be in full NBC protective gear.

[a_monetized_mind]

Yeah, well, you're not finding out without a fat bribe, anyways. And that much isn't really necessary, she did volunteer for this and all.


That's right! I'm an ally of justice (and fun) after all!


...Though some thick surgical gloves are probably warranted.

-Jenny!!