Vivacissimo

[a_monetized_mind]

[1] Well, that happened. And I didn't even die a little bit that time.

[Jen carefully looks into her cup of tea.]

Still...I was hoping it'd take them longer to improve on Nemain's speed ability. Or start churning out the WMDs...


...I have to move faster.

[2]

Hellooooooo Unity Group! It is I, the world's greatest neurochemist-slash-metal goddess, DOOMSTAR~!

[Oh, and Doomstar's defected too. That happened.]

So? What shall we do first? A party, maybe! I'll make the drugs and music if you guys provide the food and booze!
[She is very quickly put in handcuffs.]


Eh?! Whyyyyyyy~?!

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[in_over_his_head]

[Calvin's calmly going to pull out a small metal case and interpose it between Doomstar and the lower half of his face. The bird on his shoulder lets out a curious caw and pecks at it lightly.]

One, you'd have to find where I put my cup. Two, off the market and not interested.

[He still takes a step back just to be sure.]

... Besides. There's nothing magical about amphetamines or hallucinogenics or what have you coating your mouth... or running through your body waiting to be sweat out like some kind of... tree frog or something.

[Calvin pauses before glancing at Jen.]

She can't turn her skin into one huge contact drug can she?

[a_monetized_mind]

That is 100% a thing she can do.


Jenny~!! Geez, I can't talk about our time together, but you can?! And what's with everyone getting dates all of a sudden, huh?!


...

[in_over_his_head]

... I'm not even going to ask how you know that Jen.

[Calvin just sighs and shakes his head.]

I'll make sure anyone who has to handle her'll be in full NBC protective gear.

[a_monetized_mind]

Yeah, well, you're not finding out without a fat bribe, anyways. And that much isn't really necessary, she did volunteer for this and all.


That's right! I'm an ally of justice (and fun) after all!


...Though some thick surgical gloves are probably warranted.

-Jenny!!