[Video] Introduction

[cluelesssoldier]

[A young man in army fatigues comes on camera, staring into it with a stern expression]

SGT. Sousuke Sagara at your service.

I'm a member of Mithril who will be cooperating with UNITY for the time being. My orders are to specifically protect Kaname Chidori from any threats. However, I have been given orders to sortie in cooperation with Unity missions in order to facilitate good relations between our organizations.


My superiors recommended I finally introduce myself.


Any questions.

[From off camera a voice prods at the young soldier: "You're not going to pick up any chicks that way! What are your favorite songs! Hobby! Romance! Give them some of that"]

[Sousuke's eyes glance off camera.]

"I'm not sure why I would need to pick up baby chickens. The ration stock at the base is plentiful enough not to resort to such methods."

Comments

[keep_your_dignity]

FAIR ENOUGH. I GET THE NEED FOR CLASSIFIED INFORMATION MORE THAN MOST - I DEAL WITH SOME PRETTY UNIQUE SHIT. BUT I SUGGEST YOU MENTION TO YOUR SUPERIORS THAT THEY SHOULD CONSIDER ASSUAGING SOME WORRIES WITH SOME OFFICERS.

BECAUSE, SERGEANT SAGARA, I'M WILLING TO TAKE YOU AT YOUR WORD FOR NOW - I'M A SUNNY AND TRUSTING PERSON LIKE THAT. BUT IF I EVER BECOME CONVINCED THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION IS NOT PLAYING STRAIGHT WITH EITHER US OR THE GIRL HERSELF, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME FRICTION. AND WHEN IT COMES TO CUSTODY OF CIVILIANS, I REMIND YOU THAT ONLY ONE OF OUR ORGANIZATIONS ACTUALLY EXISTS BY UN LAW AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE MINE.

[Which is military speak for "I don't trust your organization for now, and I'm keeping an eye on the girl, so you better not try anything disagreeable or I'm taking her away from you people". But then, if anyone is familiar with the way military officers make warnings it's probably Sousuke]

[cluelesssoldier]

Fair enough.

However, if we are being clear. Let me clear as well, if I discover that you or you organization have ulterior motives for Ms. Chidori, I assure you will not like the outcome. I am here to aid your organization so long as it does not compromise the safety of Ms. Chidori. Should you stand in the way of that duty....I will not hesitate to execute my duties in any way I see fit.

[Sousuke seems unphased by the computer yelling at him. He also seems to be equally skeptical of the organization he is currently helping]

[keep_your_dignity]

[Kagura isn't yelling. She is actually not physically capable of yelling, in fact, much to her eternal annoyance as an instructor. Her voice is just a toneless, robotic voice with no intonation]

YOU ARE ACTUALLY THREATENING ME.

THAT'S SOMEWHAT REASSURING. HILARIOUS, BUT REASSURING.

WHICH LEADS ME TO MY SECOND POINT. AT SOME POINT THE CHIDORI GIRL IS GOING TO REBEL. SHE'S NOT THE TYPE TO TAKE BEING UNABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF AND ALWAYS DEPENDING ON OTHERS LYING DOWN FOREVER. AFTER AN ACCLIMATION PERIOD YOUR PEOPLE SHOULD CONSIDER FINDING HER AN INSTRUCTOR SO SHE CAN HELP DEFEND HERSELF, BEFORE SHE DOES SOMETHING STUPID