Kiss From A Rose (A valentine's day special!)

[way_of_vengeance]

Ah, valentine's day! A beautiful occasion to celebrate love and romance! What a perfect time for a reunion.

[A possibly familiar huge woman has arrived on base, accompanied by an old lady in a butler uniform. For some reason the 6-foot or so pink-haired lady is in a maid costume, and has a bow and quiver with her.]



Mistress, far be it from me to question your motives, but is this really absolutely necessary?


Sayo, you should know by now, everything I do is absolutely necessary. Now, magical sniper Kanae is off to spread love and beauty throughout the world!

Of course, mistress...

[And indeed, Kanae can be found trying to be stealthy throughout the day, though at 185cm* that's not exactly fruitful. Additionally, arrows with little messages and packages tied to their tails start appearing all over base-sometimes narrowly missing people as they fly to their targets.]
*height figures totally guessed at

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[actuallyselfish]

"Whoah!"

Dido dodges out of the way of the arrow by instinct. "Thank god for Sifu Hetepheres's training..." She mutters.

She picks up the arrow, then notices it's shooter. "Uh...hey Kanae!" She says. "You haven't snapped and decided to slaughter us all, have you?"

[way_of_vengeance]

[She nocks another arrow.]

[actuallyselfish]

"Oh, Fudge-Skittles!" Dido wails, running towards the nearest fire-alarm to pull it down. "I don't want to die by French Maid!"