Kiss From A Rose (A valentine's day special!)

[way_of_vengeance]

Ah, valentine's day! A beautiful occasion to celebrate love and romance! What a perfect time for a reunion.

[A possibly familiar huge woman has arrived on base, accompanied by an old lady in a butler uniform. For some reason the 6-foot or so pink-haired lady is in a maid costume, and has a bow and quiver with her.]



Mistress, far be it from me to question your motives, but is this really absolutely necessary?


Sayo, you should know by now, everything I do is absolutely necessary. Now, magical sniper Kanae is off to spread love and beauty throughout the world!

Of course, mistress...

[And indeed, Kanae can be found trying to be stealthy throughout the day, though at 185cm* that's not exactly fruitful. Additionally, arrows with little messages and packages tied to their tails start appearing all over base-sometimes narrowly missing people as they fly to their targets.]
*height figures totally guessed at

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[jianai]

[Ever the one keenly attuned to matters of love, Ren catches an arrow mid-flight like a kung fu master.]

Hello, what's this? What could it arrive from, I wonder?

[Pretending not to see the giant woman visible from around a corner, Ren examines the message.]

[way_of_vengeance]

Sayo, look look, we hit our first target!
[Kanae and her maid can be seen peering out from around the corner, scooby-doo style.]

The message reads: "Stop trying so hard."

A small chocolate is attached to the end of the arrow as well.

[jianai]

I appreciate your concern, mysterious cherub-like person. But I'm afraid it's not going to happen.

Well, maybe a little.

[Ren pops the chocolate into their mouth.]

Pistachio? My favorite!