Helping Hand

[dolorous_sensei]

1. You are doing your own business, it might be somewhere private or secure, when suddenly you notice someone staring at you. It's Walt's offspring/unnamed mysterious creature/loose potential tentacled beast!

It stares at you silently for a while more, before finally saying something.

"Can I help?"

2. You see a bunch of technicians half-circling around something. In the middle of the circle, a huckebein is firing its machine gun toward a target far away. The huckebein is firing its gun for a second, two second, three second... and more. The magazine should've been empty by now, but it keep on firing! What's going on here?

3.The mysterious being is gnawing at a pineapple intently, and... well... fruitlessly. Help it with its endeavor?

Comments

Re: 3

[dolorous_sensei]

For cutting?

But they say this is food. They gave me this.

*The mysterious being points to a group of snickering technicians*

[deathflag_survivor]

Well it is...

[And Albhard's just going to shoot the techies a dirty look before turning his attention back to the mystery being.]

But the edible part's on the inside. You cut through the tough outer layer.

[dolorous_sensei]

Food holds many mysteries.

[deathflag_survivor]

Gotta learn somewhere.

If you want, I'll cut that open for you, or at least get you something less complicated to eat.

[dolorous_sensei]

Yes. Teach me more of food's way.

[deathflag_survivor]

Not sure how much I'll be able to achieve on my own. Normally I'd just have Elma whip up some things for you... buuuuut... he's a bit preoccupied.

[Read: still trying to make all those meals for the cats.]

But I'll see what I can do for you.