"..."

Sarah's got a companion as she wanders around the base one sunday-a small, bright-eyed boy sitting on her shoulders, who wastes no time in asking about everything.

"Hey, mom, what's that for?" He asks, pointing at a kirby-esque bit of machinery gathering dust in the back of the hangar.

"Neutron Polarizer, it lets you reverse the polarity of the neutron flux." she replies, perfectly deadpan.
"You just made that up!"
"Nope."

Jacob pouts briefly, before pointing over at someone else.
"Hey, mom, who's that? Are they an alien too? Or a demon?"
"...Man, you couldn't have just asked to go to the park, could you..."


2.[Locked to a certain NPC]

Eventually, the appointed time comes, and Sarah and Jacob arrive at the chosen place. Children and their parents are playing in the park, people are walking their dogs, and some college students are playing disc golf. Percival stands some feet away from Sarah, by the side of the road. Seraphina waits in the driver's seat of his car, the engine running.

Sarah motions for Jacob to take his things and go to the car, but he does not move until she gently pushes him on the back. He gets in the car, and soon Seraphina's driving away.

Sarah watches her go, and sighs.
"Man, do we really gotta do this..."
mistaken_for_monster: (Oh god... oh god...)

From: [personal profile] mistaken_for_monster


!!

[Wait a second... that voice... oooh no...]

Jacob-

[No time to think! Volya dives behind one of Interitus' hands. Said hand is lifted in confusion, revealing the hiding russian.]

Wh- what are you doing?! You're supposed to be hiding me!

"Thhbbtthhhht"

But-

"Thhbbtthhhht"

That's your answer to everything!
mistaken_for_monster: (So much what)

From: [personal profile] mistaken_for_monster


[Volya waves back with a small grin, inside though he was internally screaming at how he was supposed to explain Interitus to Jacob. Because seriously, how do you explain THIS?]

Hi Jacob...

Tbbttthhhttt!

[A small vine waves at Jacob as well.]
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