[1]
[Its around the afternoon when green smoke rises from the top of the roof of Volya's school. Now if everyone remembers correctly, this was the smoke pellet for 'Get me out of here, something crazy is happening. In fact it was coming out in intervals until it terminated into a massive green cloud meaning Volya used up ALL his green smoke pellets in a frenzy. Whatever was happening really must have freaked him out. When you find him he was pacing rapidly, fidgeting and fumbling before rushing over to you - grabbing you by the arms.]

I followed Asagi's advice to start my own club and try make it something no one else would join.

[He pulls out a paper with a nigh panicked look in his face. 'Student's Comparative Defensive Theology Study Group'. There was his name. Then at least slightly more than a dozen more names added to it as well.]

Some of these guys came from the OTHER CLUBS! I've got the heads of those ones out for my blood!

Help. Me.


[2]
(Choose between talking with Teach or calming down Volya.)
[Whether or not you were one of the people who answered Volya's panicked summons or were simply there to hang around, a teacher waves you over.]

"Pardon, but you are an acquaintance of Volya's? Could you take this note to his guardians for me? Its regarding the upcoming parent teacher conference. Normally we would pass these notes to the students themselves but.... he's been looking rather stressed lately and I didn't want him to worry."

[LATER. BACK AT SAKIHAMA BASE]

THERE'S A WHAT?!?!?!


[Volya is now in full panic mode.]

3) [Day of the PT Conference]
[The Volunteers in question sat across the Teacher who looked somewhat... curious? Perturbed? Unsure. Either way they start off slow.]

"So.... you are Volya-san's guardians?"

[Just how bad is this going to go?]

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"Process of elimination, kid." Dido suggests. "Let's start by ruling out the people who'd cause shenanigans and embarrass you."

She taps a finger against her temple in thought. "Let's rule out the Rabbit team, for starters." She says. "Who else would be a disaster...?"
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"We're making progress!" Dido says cheerfully. "We can probably rule out the JSF jocks and the other kids close to your age; the semi-crazy psychics too. So in terms of good parental figures that leaves..."

Dido strokes her chin. Then her eyes widen.

"Jesus! That leaves either Lieutenant Walt Schmertz...or Optimus Prime!"
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"...Setsuko could work." Dido muses. "And Roger Smith...well, he can dress the part but he's bit of a louse."

She sighs. "Damn. If only we had someone besides Hetepheres with mothering experience! And a similar hair color!"

Cricket.

Chirp.
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Dido sighs and ruffles her hair. "And I'm going to have to design an explosive neck collar calibrated to your heartbeat, aren't I?"

...wait, what?
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"Well...she never actually said she was going to stop trying to kill you...?" Dido stammers. "So if she's going to be taking you to the school, we need a safety measure...?"

She buries her face in her hands. "No. No, nevermind. Nevermind the stupid stuff I say."
Edited Date: 2014-10-08 05:38 pm (UTC)
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