You cannot deal with this...?

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[1]
[Its around the afternoon when green smoke rises from the top of the roof of Volya's school. Now if everyone remembers correctly, this was the smoke pellet for 'Get me out of here, something crazy is happening. In fact it was coming out in intervals until it terminated into a massive green cloud meaning Volya used up ALL his green smoke pellets in a frenzy. Whatever was happening really must have freaked him out. When you find him he was pacing rapidly, fidgeting and fumbling before rushing over to you - grabbing you by the arms.]

I followed Asagi's advice to start my own club and try make it something no one else would join.

[He pulls out a paper with a nigh panicked look in his face. 'Student's Comparative Defensive Theology Study Group'. There was his name. Then at least slightly more than a dozen more names added to it as well.]

Some of these guys came from the OTHER CLUBS! I've got the heads of those ones out for my blood!

Help. Me.

[2] (Choose between talking with Teach or calming down Volya.)
[Whether or not you were one of the people who answered Volya's panicked summons or were simply there to hang around, a teacher waves you over.]

"Pardon, but you are an acquaintance of Volya's? Could you take this note to his guardians for me? Its regarding the upcoming parent teacher conference. Normally we would pass these notes to the students themselves but.... he's been looking rather stressed lately and I didn't want him to worry."

[LATER. BACK AT SAKIHAMA BASE]

THERE'S A WHAT?!?!?!

[Volya is now in full panic mode.]

3) [Day of the PT Conference]
[The Volunteers in question sat across the Teacher who looked somewhat... curious? Perturbed? Unsure. Either way they start off slow.]

"So.... you are Volya-san's guardians?"

[Just how bad is this going to go?]

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"His sister?!"

[Volya blinked at that before giving a small grin.]

One of the best sisters anyone can ask for too.

<sub>"I didn't even think he had one..."

"Didn't Tsukuda mention he was an orphan or something?"

"No no, the rumor was that his family gave him up to a clan of ninjas or something."</sub>

"Tch!"

[The Kendo Club leader looks Ashe dead in the eyes, what does he see there?]

[booty_chaser]

[What he's going to see is unyielding confidence - there is not a hint of doubt in those eyes. Ashe runs into fights with giant mecha on foot, and that dives into ruins filled with traps since she was fourteen. This is a girl who never, ever backs down, so he can either give her that apology or prepare for a fight.]

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[Which has the Kendo Club leader blink.]

"Clearly I can see where all the will and strength in your family has gone. I will leave the matter for now. I... apologize... for my untoward actions Volya-san."

[He has an annoyed and intimidated look on his face as he motions for his posse to leave with him. Volya lets out a relieved sigh because really... Ashe duking it out with the guy would have drawn waaaay too much attention.]

"VOLYA!"

"VOLYA-SAN!"

[There were multiple voices now, clearly making the russian kid cringe. Baseball, Karate, Book Club and... wait... he was pretty sure there was one more-]

"Uwaahahaha... Volya-kun, I smell that you've been tending your garden really well."

GYEEEEEP!!!!!

[Volya would have leaped into the ceiling as the creepy and rather androgynous looking head of the gardening club managed to sneak up on him.]

[booty_chaser]

Well, well. Look at all those new people. [Ashe gentle shoves Volya a bit behind her, looking at the necomers]

Who are these guys, Volya? Have any of them bothered you?

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Like you wouldn't believe......

[He sighs as he tries to explain things as best as he can.]

Rio Koizumi's the head of the baseball club, she pretty much kept the rest of the other outdoor sports teams off my back at first...

[Oh god, the chaos of that day. Soccer ball to the gut, lacrosse stick to the head and tripping over a basket ball.]

Then she got really upset when I started the Defensive Theology group instead of joining the baseball team.

"Well of course I'd be upset!! I helped you out and then you ended up not paying me back at all!"

[Volya cringes a little.]

Moving on... The person in the Karate outfit is Miku Mizushima. I don't know why she wants me in the Karate Club, especially after I got flattened when she talked me into that exhibition match...

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The guy with the glasses over there is Osamu Wakahisa, the head of the book club. He's... kinda ticked off about how some of his members ran off with some of the club's collection to contribute to... er... my thing.

"Ticked off?! Volya-san! Those books are of immeasurable value to the book club! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get those kinds of things?!"

I know but AAaaAAaII-GAAAH!

[Volya shoves away the last member of the little group of grievance holders who was being somewhat creepish.]

Will you quit it!

"Ahahaha... My name is Makoto. Makoto Matsuoka... I'm the head of the Gardening Club. I was hoping that Volya would have joined us, He has very talented looking hands."

[The russian kid shudders immensely.]

And I'm still creeped out.

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[booty_chaser]

Wow. These guys are pretty intense.

I'd go with "crazy"!

[Ashe turns to them, frowning, starting with the baseball girl. She points at her]

Okay, you, first, you don't help people in trouble because you want them to do something for you! You should help people in trouble because that's the right thing to do.

[She then turns to the book club person]

You, why are you even going after Volya? If these people took the books, why aren't you going after them instead of him? He had nothing to do with it and doesn't even have your books!

[And finally she grabs the creepy grabby person and lifts her by the back of her clothes without much effort before tossing her a bit away]

And you... did your parents never teach you that it's rude to smell people without their permission?

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[booty_chaser]

[Seeing all this, Ashe can only put her hands on her hips, annoyed]

Seriously! What the heck is this?! All of you are terrible at this! I thought clubs were supposed to be for having fun, right? When did clubs become excuses to go around bullying people and doing this kind of weird politics because I want my club to have more people than his or whatever? I was giving him a hard time for it, but if this is how clubs are run in this place, it's no wonder Volya didn't want to join any!

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[Needless to say, the Club heads looked at the very anxiously fidgeting Volya to confirm this. Yup, his expression and behavior before honestly said it all.]

"Its not about politics or bullying at all! We just take pride in what we do! You said I shouldn't have expected anything, but at the very least Volya could have given us a shot before running off and doing his own thing..."

[Funny how baseball girl sounded a bit petulant. Book club person speaks up next, albeit a bit nervously.]

"Well... he is responsible for his club members, I felt that if I confronted him first he would ensure all the books are returned as soon as possible..."

[He coughs weakly, Karate Girl, who was left out of Ashe's lecture merely raised her head and shook it. Having nothing to say. The creepy garden club person though?]

"They did... its just that Volya probably would never give me permission... he's very nervous."

And I'm keeping as far away as I can from you now.