You cannot deal with this...?

[mistaken_for_monster]

[1]
[Its around the afternoon when green smoke rises from the top of the roof of Volya's school. Now if everyone remembers correctly, this was the smoke pellet for 'Get me out of here, something crazy is happening. In fact it was coming out in intervals until it terminated into a massive green cloud meaning Volya used up ALL his green smoke pellets in a frenzy. Whatever was happening really must have freaked him out. When you find him he was pacing rapidly, fidgeting and fumbling before rushing over to you - grabbing you by the arms.]

I followed Asagi's advice to start my own club and try make it something no one else would join.

[He pulls out a paper with a nigh panicked look in his face. 'Student's Comparative Defensive Theology Study Group'. There was his name. Then at least slightly more than a dozen more names added to it as well.]

Some of these guys came from the OTHER CLUBS! I've got the heads of those ones out for my blood!

Help. Me.

[2] (Choose between talking with Teach or calming down Volya.)
[Whether or not you were one of the people who answered Volya's panicked summons or were simply there to hang around, a teacher waves you over.]

"Pardon, but you are an acquaintance of Volya's? Could you take this note to his guardians for me? Its regarding the upcoming parent teacher conference. Normally we would pass these notes to the students themselves but.... he's been looking rather stressed lately and I didn't want him to worry."

[LATER. BACK AT SAKIHAMA BASE]

THERE'S A WHAT?!?!?!

[Volya is now in full panic mode.]

3) [Day of the PT Conference]
[The Volunteers in question sat across the Teacher who looked somewhat... curious? Perturbed? Unsure. Either way they start off slow.]

"So.... you are Volya-san's guardians?"

[Just how bad is this going to go?]

Comments

[mistaken_for_monster]

Yeah, well when you say it like that NOW I realize just how bad an idea it was...

And... yeah... I guess I can try...

I mean there's worse things I could be going through right now.

[Volya couldn't help but snicker a little though.]

Considering we have aliens, talking cats, ninjas and other crazy things... yeah we're the weirdest people in the world.

[tiger_ken]

Not to say weird is a bad thing though. I mean, it means we get to do all kinds of cool stuff. If I ever go to Mars again, I should show you what its like to drive on the surface.

[mistaken_for_monster]

<sub>"I call shenanigans! I know he's a mysterious transfer student but this is getting ridiculous!"

"Quiet! They'll hear us!"

"Why did you guys still not get your elbows off of me?!"</sub>

[Volya is sloooowly going to facepalm now.]

Can we go a bit farther than Mars? Maybe the next solar system?

[tiger_ken]

Well... that would require clearing out the Wulgaru first, not to mention the Zentradi. But, you know, I think it could be done. Maybe just touring space in general? You know, without expecting to fight someone at the end of the journey.

[mistaken_for_monster]

That'd be pretty cool... just you, the universe and some friends.

1/2

[tiger_ken]

I'll remember to bring some sna-

2/2

[tiger_ken]

...Volya... Would those club members... happen to look like those guys?

[mistaken_for_monster]

Yes Ken. Yes they do.

_{"Hi Volya-san!"}

[Cue waving from one of them before they get bonked on the head.]

[tiger_ken]

[Crapcrapcrap what does he do? He just blurted out a bunch of stuff he's pretty sure is supposed to be like, top secret! The kind of thing a ninja should protect with his life!]

...

POOF

[Smokebomb! Ken flees the scene to prevent his mouth running off...

But uh...

He's kinda just left Volya there.]

[mistaken_for_monster]

[Volya is coughing and waving the smoke away, then realizes that YES! KEN HAD LEFT HIM TO DEAL WITH EXPLAINING EVERYTHING TO HIS CLUB MEMBERS!]

.....

[The Russian's face twitched into a distinctly irritated expression.]



KEEEEN! YOU TRAITORRR!

YOU!...YOU JUDAS NINJA!!!

[Fist shaking to the sky.]