Fail Five

[srwu_npc]

(Both prompts locked to the MJP cast)

[1]
Bang bang bang! Just like that, your battle is lost.

Fortunately it was only a mock battle with fellow students and practice units. Unfortunately the loss was 100% your fault. Bad teamwork and people not sticking together means the other team picked you out one by one, and now three of your units are standing in the hangar, covered in paint rounds. What say you about this decisive defeat?


[2]

"Another semester where your grades are the worst."

Time for the post-practice debriefing, and instructor Suzukaze looks angry. She wastes no time chewing you out.

"Your individual performances are fine, but your teamwork is terrible. You screw up constantly, you trip over each other's feet and get in each other's ways. No other team has this kind of a problem, I just don't get it."

"What do you have to say for yourselves?"

Comments

[herodrawing]

Egh.

[Here, Asagi. Izuru shows you a drawing of a vaguely you-shaped creature arguing with a... spiky octopus with glasses?]

[cloningblues]

[Stare in unimpressed silence.]

That's supposed to be me?

[More staring.]

I'm pretty sure my eyes are both the same size in real life.

[herodrawing]

It's perspective.

[gold_four]

As a sniper, I can tell you, perspective doesn't work that way.

Also... who's winning?

[herodrawing]

Well...

You stopped fighting just now so there's no clear victor.

[majestic_keiki]

So it was a draw? Or a ceasefire?

[cloningblues]

Don't even think about making us fight again just so you can finish the drawing.

...And where did Tamaki disappear to?

[herodrawing]

I'm not going to make you, heroes shouldn't fight each other!

Huh? That's true, where's Tamaki?

[majestic_keiki]

I don't think we've done anything heroic yet.

And she probably saw some guy.

[cloningblues]

We're not heroes. We're soldiers. Really bad ones.

[herodrawing]

Just because we're not heroes yet doesn't mean we can't become ones in the future!

... Am I right?

[cloningblues]

No.