Not Normal at All

[not_a_prize]

1) [Right after 'The Runaway']
[Well a new machine is now sitting in the Hangars of Star Rose. Though a familiar face was soon leaving it. A very angry face at that. Peola was stomping down the gantry, tearing her helmet off and hurling it into a wall with brutal force. She was ranting and screaming angrily in a mixture of english and a language known to no human being on Earth at her current situation. Why? Well her secret was out. She was a Runaway Alien Princess with a horde of potential suitors. And now all of them were coming to Earth for her. What's more her sister somehow managed to sneak into Star Rose and was probably responsible for her Gespenst's breakdown - which was the whole reason she had to switch Regalis Filia back on in the first place.]

-Untranslatable enraged screaming- SWEAR TO GOD I'LL TEAR OFF HER ARMS AND -more untranslatable enraged screams- SMASH THEIR STUPID FACES IN -Do you actually want to know what she's saying? Its not pretty- HATE THEIR STUPID IDEAS AND HIS STUPID PLANS AND HIS STUPID NEED FOR ME TO GET MARRIED -Yeaaah best we don't know- RAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

[Aaaand Wallpunch. Do you risk turning the wrath of a furious princess at you?]

2)
[Peola has.... relatively calmed down and is sitting in a lounge, curled up on a chair with a look that is mixed between annoyance, bitterness and resignation. She barely pays attention to the sight of a trio of people on TV trying to beat the everloving crap out of each other in front of a cheering audience.]

I know you're there...

[She sighs grumpily, she already had a long and uncomfortable talk with the commanders about a lot of things... what was one more person asking her MORE questions.]

What do you want?

Comments

[not_a_prize]

If it was that easy I would have done it! In fact I did that the first ten times! Then they got pushy, so I told some of them off... tossed one idiot out a window when he got too grabby.

Hell! Right before I left they all up and decided because I was such a 'fierce and untameable spirit' they have to beat the crap out of me in combat before I'd even consider marrying one of them!

[Peola starts pacing back and forth in frustration.]

They've all got the collective attention span of a sack of broken bricks when it comes to anything I say! Especially if it includes the words "Don't want to marry"!

[jianai]

I see.

[Ren crosses their hands thoughtfully.]

So that's how it is. Pretty harsh, isn't it?

[not_a_prize]

What? Do you mean for me? Then yes...

If you mean for them, maybe if they actually bothered to listen to me instead of seeing me like some kind of... of 'THING' that would instantly solve their problems or something then maybe I should've been harsher!

[jianai]

Yes, I meant for you.

But you see, Peola.

They are not trying to kill you. They are not a horde of alien creatures that came to Earth to destroy it and ruin peoples' lives. They are not misguided terrorists who blow up civilians and still consider themselves righteous.

They are just suitors. Annoying, disrespectful suitors who do not listen to you as a person at all - which is a pity, and not something I condone at all. They should be ashamed of themselves.

But it is not a tragedy to be really furious about. You are strong, you can handle this situation. We can handle it, together.

[not_a_prize]

I know... I'm just... I was really tired of dealing with them.

Coming to Earth helped a lot. I mean sure there's a lot of stuff I didn't get... but I'm happy here. My father isn't around telling me that I shouldn't fight, those annoying twits aren't around and I could actually make friends because no one knew I was a princess!

Back home the only people I could get close to were my brothers and some of the soldiers who worked with him... everyone else was 'yes princess', 'of course princess, whatever you say'...

I mean... its convenient... but it gets really lonely...

[jianai]

I wouldn't treat you any different whether you are a princess or a commoner. I am sure there are many others who feel the same way.

Well then.

Let's put the friendships you made during your stay on Earth to good use, shall we? By working together we will easily come up with a plan to make the "annoying twits" go away.

[not_a_prize]

[She took a deep breath and nodded. While she wasn't exactly happy, she was feeling a little better about things.]

And maybe this way I can help out a little more as well... even if Regalis Filia isn't at top form.

[jianai]

Your machine may not be necessary. I'd rather settle this without using force.

Will the suitors go away if you tell them you have already married while on Earth?

[not_a_prize]

I meant in general and-

[Peola looked a little anxious at that.]

Maybe? I don't know... some of them won't take no for an answer.

[jianai]

Even they should understand that you can't marry if you're already married to someone else, right?

We just need to find someone who will act convincing in that role.

[not_a_prize]

... That's probably giving them too much credit... but maybe they've gotten better...

[The princess sighs roughly, unsure about having a charade.]

But I'm not sure about... lying about something that big...

[jianai]

Such a shenanigan wouldn't remain undiscovered for too long... right?

[not_a_prize]

Ahahaha... knowing my luck...

[Peola rubs her neck anxiously.]

Who would even be up for that kind of plan anyway?

[jianai]

[Very wide, very annoying smile.]