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1. [General Mingle/Discussion]
[A broadcast on the Macross! One that every TV carrying the newly wired station will receive, and be playing, every hour for the next few days.]
Welcome! To celebrate the launch of MBS, the Macross Broadcasting System, we present to you: The MIss Macross Contest! 28 beautiful contestants will take the stage, having been selected from over 400 applicants. Who will win the final and the crown? The Miss Macross Contest! Our Queen will be chosen by you!
[Disgusted? Thrilled? Whatever happens, it'll be the talk of the town for the next few days!]
2.[The Qualifiers]
[Before you can get on to the stage, you must pass through the meat grinder: The qualifiers round, where a panel of judges will evaluate how embarassing you might be. They will be thinning the herd by over 90%, removing every woman who doesn't stand a chance on stage. The small, boring audition room they've set up in is a place where dreams go to die. Three old men sit at a small folding table on one end.]
So, can you tell us about yourself, Miss...
[A broadcast on the Macross! One that every TV carrying the newly wired station will receive, and be playing, every hour for the next few days.]
Welcome! To celebrate the launch of MBS, the Macross Broadcasting System, we present to you: The MIss Macross Contest! 28 beautiful contestants will take the stage, having been selected from over 400 applicants. Who will win the final and the crown? The Miss Macross Contest! Our Queen will be chosen by you!
[Disgusted? Thrilled? Whatever happens, it'll be the talk of the town for the next few days!]
2.[The Qualifiers]
[Before you can get on to the stage, you must pass through the meat grinder: The qualifiers round, where a panel of judges will evaluate how embarassing you might be. They will be thinning the herd by over 90%, removing every woman who doesn't stand a chance on stage. The small, boring audition room they've set up in is a place where dreams go to die. Three old men sit at a small folding table on one end.]
So, can you tell us about yourself, Miss...
3.[The actual contest: mingle/contestants with acts]
[After all that hard work, it's finally here! The Miss Macross Contest! Are you watching? Participating? Either way, it's going to be a tough competiton-there's even a movie star on the field! But there's a great grand prize: A brand new recreational sports jet!]
4.[For People Who Can't/Won't Get Off Work; One thread]
[Meanwhile, on the Macross's Bridge, there's an unofficial on-duty watch party...because someone's got to mind the place while Gloval gets paid to look at young women for hours on end.]
I gotta say, the captain looks pretty dignified.
He's got a dirty look in his eyes.
4.[For People Who Can't/Won't Get Off Work; One thread]
[Meanwhile, on the Macross's Bridge, there's an unofficial on-duty watch party...because someone's got to mind the place while Gloval gets paid to look at young women for hours on end.]
I gotta say, the captain looks pretty dignified.
He's got a dirty look in his eyes.
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Good evening, everyone! [She smiles and does a sweeping greeting with one hand, addressing the public directly] My name is Ashe. Nice to meet you all!
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So I'm going to do a little gymnastics show. My friends Nicol and Lazarus should be finished with the bars right about... now.
[And indeed, from the beams around the ceiling a couple bars lower down. But nobody is allowed there! On the other hand, this kind of funny usually gains the favor of the public quickly]
There we go. Thanks guys! Now, if the judges would please hit the music?
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The head of the new broadcasting station takes out a handkerchief to wipe away some sweat, then nods-off stage, some gaffers start whatever song Ashe has provided.