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([personal profile] tillallareone posting in [community profile] srwu Aug. 17th, 2014 06:47 pm)
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[A video broadcast pops up around the base. To everyone's great surprise its Optimus Prime.]

Everyone, I know that the past few days have been difficult for a great many of us. However we should not be discouraged by whatever adversity awaits. As such I am organizing a team building exercise in the hangars at Sakihama Base.

[Optimus' head inclines forward slightly in a polite nod.]

I would like to make it clear however that though this exercise is aimed to better allow us to trust one another attendance is not mandatory.

Thank you for your time.

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[As everyone gathers in the Hangars of Sakihama, the 'team building exercise' is revealed... its more or less a large makeshift theater area with enough room for many people. What is on show you ask? Well what it is may surprise you. Soap Operas. Not Cybertronian ones. EARTH MADE Soap Operas. Now this may seem silly, but the reasoning used behind this was, to bond with your comrades by trusting them to see you when your emotions are unguarded. Of course that could just be utter bull.]

[Optimus and Grimlock watch stoically, though there were the odd, occasional noises that imply that if they were human - they would be crying silent, manly tears. Bumblebee, Ironhide and Wheeljack were a little more open on their end with their inelegant blubbering, while Ratchet (still having a slight limp) and Red Alert seemed to be somewhere between those two extremes - and sometimes alternated between them depending on how immersed they are in the scenes. Blaster and his cassettes were handling the viewing equipment and were enjoying the show for everything it was worth. But what of Kup and Cliffjumper?]



"Oh for the love of Primus, why can't you just tell her how you feel Wolfe?! You know she won't get it unless you tell her face to face!"



"Can it Kup, some of us are watch-SHE'S IN LOVE WITH HER OWN BROTHER?! WHAT?!?!"

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It doesn't involve throwing tennis balls at each other, does it?" Dido asks.
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"Gebian training, to be precise." Dido says, rubbing at a bruise on her upper arm. "Hepheteres and the others throw 'em at me every day to hone my combat awareness!"

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"Say..." Dido adds. "Since we're here and talking, I wanted to ask: how do Cybertronians reproduce?"
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"Wow..." Dido says, both in awe and in bemusement.

"So where does Megatron fall on the side of the Natural Spark debate?"
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"And now that you're both cut off from Cybertron, your future lies with cold construction." Dido muses.

Here eyes widen. "Sweet Lord: does Megatron use cold construction to 'make' himself more cannon fodder? Is that where beings like the Insecticons came from?"
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"...I'm really starting to dislike Megatron." Dido says.
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[Izuru invited the whole Team Rabbits - though not necessarily everyone made it here...

And good for them because now he's making this face at the spectacle.]
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[Ataru, meanwhile, has the popcorn.]

Amazing! Their enemies are basically giant vampires, so they just gave themselves super solar batteries! Genius!

[He's rather liking the inventive displays of weaponry.]
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That's the team exercise...? What is it even supposed to train?

...And why is there time travel in this show? Doesn't it just make things more complicated?
Edited Date: 2014-08-18 02:07 am (UTC)
herodrawing: (Unimpressed face)

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Why do soap operas have this kind of plot twists going?

These shows went a long way when I wasn't looking...
majestic_keiki: (So tired)

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Did anybody even read these scripts before they started shooting? It's completely incoherent.
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Right, the overacting is pretty incredible. Especially next to that assistant who seems to read her lines from a board off-screen.
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I'm loving all the kickass babes onscreen. Seriously, you've pilots, power armour, one-liners, everything a man could want!

If this is team building, I'd like some more practice.
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...I don't get it. Did he really think that spending all his time at the beach with the wrong girl wouldn't send off bad signals? No wonder the sniper is so pissed...
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Yeah, well, he better wise up quick. The writers have gone long enough without one of their infamous 'months', and I bet there's gonna be one soon. If he's not careful...

[Ken seems actually somewhat gripped by the notion.]
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I'm at least glad they had that one mechanic person who was really a fugitive not just be a wet blanket for any longer than they needed.

Interesting how they did that whole fake-out with her too... thinking she wanted to just have an abrupt death all that time and when the time finally came...

[She chuckles.]

Also, Ken? The ninja guy they have on the show?

Don't use him as a role model.
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I don't even get it! A german ninja! A german ninja!

Though its actually weird to look at how the whole 'Britannia' plotline went. I mean, first they looked set to be major villains, now they're like a fifth of the cast or something.

Though... suppose it works as part of a redemption theme maybe? I mean, I'm sitting right beside proof of how well that can work out.

[He says, looking to Mizuki.]
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[Why Ken, was that an outright compliment? She's going to take it as one.]

Probably just a case where writers saw a big blank canvas of plot and region that nobody'd really touched at all. Crazier things have happened.

What's on next, anyways?

[... She looks at the listings.]

"My Other Girlfriend Is A Bioweapon".

... Well subtlety's something beyond them.
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"Eh, you don't need subtly to be entertaining." Dido says, munching on some popcorn. She nudges Ken and Mizuki with her elbows.

"Speaking of lack of subtly...the mercenary and the genetically engineered space warrior that always quarrel? I think they have a thing! A special thing!"

Edited Date: 2014-08-18 05:56 pm (UTC)
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Why are all the robots in this either super duper evil or sexy robot girls, though? That's stereotyping!

Because the people who write these are usually boys who like robot girls, Model A [Ashe chuckles]. Don't try to read much more into it.
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Hey, they were at least two guys bots in there. Though, I suppose one's more like... an organic robot? If that's even a thing.

S'pose in a way you could consider Mizuki a bit like that, since she was deliberately created. If the Void hadn't been broken early, she would've been 'born' a full grown adult. I mean, even now she's only like, what, ten? If she went to school, I'd be her senior!
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"Honestly?" Dido admits. "That one AI that teamed up with the fugitive mechanic to fight those Ayn Rand rip-offs? She really reminds me of you, Mizuki. Tough, determined, not inclined to suffer fools..."
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...This is...very strange.
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[And so ends a 10-hour miniseries of the Hundred Years War, just with tons of historical inaccuracies including -but not limited to- the presence of demons, the fact that some people were animal-people called "Therions", and that Joan of Arc was a magic girl.]

... I don't get it.

They spent so long to show that the British were absolute monsters... especially that Bedford man. He puts his own nephew's soul in a frog and hands control of England over to a DEMON! A demon he KNEW was evil incarnate because he'd fought tooth and nail before to seal him in the first place! He even killed one of his friends over all of this! And yet he gets a dignified death because somehow it was all for the sake of his nephew and England!

And then there was Joan herself! She vows to fight the British, her best friend's burned at the stake in her place, she sees time and time again that the British are just wrong in attacking France... and she still goes for "understanding" them at the end?

And on top of that, everyone else from her village was alive the whole time and just never bothered to contact her?

It's like they suddenly were afraid of telling a good story and backpedaled on everything they could in the last act. And it wasn't even that good to begin with.
Edited Date: 2014-08-19 11:57 pm (UTC)
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There are certainly problems with this story...yes...

But I have heard that this cannot be helped sometimes...
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"This sounds like something I should go to, I'll be there Prime if there's the room for yet another there."
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"Blaster? Your comm officer right? I have to admit I'm curious to see what he's been planning! Also what's the deal if I might ask with that one Decepticon with the voice that just makes you want to punch him?"
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