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After the battle in Paradigm City, the Sol Machine known as ShelLancer trudges it's way back into the hanger bay, docks in a gantry, and powers down
A weary figure in mechanic's overalls clambers out of the cockpit, and after a bit of flailing, descends on one of the cherry picker platforms.
"What the heck was I thinking?" Dido groans, slumping down onto a bench. "I panicked, made stupid calls. And that Decepticon leader thinks I'm a turtle ninja transformer now...!"
She smiles. "...but Hot Damn, I saved some lives out there! Not bad, Dido. Not bad at–"
She looks up at ShelLancer...and finally notices the major damage it's taken: melted armor, broken off spikes, and an endless amount of scratches and dents. All of which needs to be fixed.
"–AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A weary figure in mechanic's overalls clambers out of the cockpit, and after a bit of flailing, descends on one of the cherry picker platforms.
"What the heck was I thinking?" Dido groans, slumping down onto a bench. "I panicked, made stupid calls. And that Decepticon leader thinks I'm a turtle ninja transformer now...!"
She smiles. "...but Hot Damn, I saved some lives out there! Not bad, Dido. Not bad at–"
She looks up at ShelLancer...and finally notices the major damage it's taken: melted armor, broken off spikes, and an endless amount of scratches and dents. All of which needs to be fixed.
"–AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Wait. You mean it only took you a few seconds to annoy him?
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"He was all like, if you're on my side, then stop talking to me and start shooting Optimus! Gosh! And then he shot me."
"I don't think he has much patience for others." She adds.
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"That could explain everything! I mean, Al Capone became a crazy and eccentric gangster because of syphilis: maybe the same thing happened to Megatron!"
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How do the Transformers reproduce, anyway?
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"Didn't Optimus say something about the AllSpark or something?"
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...As soon as I figure out how to make it not sound awkward like hell.
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"There's not exactly a need for them to swap DNA...or nurse their young."
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...That might be very possible, actually.