The celebration

[srwu_mods]

"Hey guys, the place feels like a morgue today. Glum faces everywhere... someone died or something?"

Look who's back at Sakihama - FightSaber is in the hangar, and Loni is walking around the base corridors. He seems to be heading towards the kitchens, in search of cake and other festive foods.

"Me and friends just took down a big cell of those Good Men weirdoes, so I'm here to resupply. Our victory calls for a celebration, let's party!"

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[keep_your_dignity]

[Kagura's massive form turns its "head" slightly towards the talking person. It observes Loni impassively just long enough for it to become unnerving, before a robotic voice comes out]

I GIVE YOU TWO MINUTES.

[srwu_mods]

"Two minutes? Two minutes for what?"

[keep_your_dignity]

BEFORE SOMEONE KICKS YOUR SORRY ASS INTO A BLOOD PUDDLE.

WHAT'S BEING PREPARED RIGHT NOW, PRETTYBOY, IS THE SENDOFF OF DEAD SOLDIERS.

[Kagura can't growl or use a menacing voice - but somehow her computerized monotone is more than a little unnerving. Especially when coming from a fully armed robot with creepy insignias]

[srwu_mods]

"So you're going to take it out on me? Like it's my fault they died?"

Loni crosses his arms.

"Where I stand, it sounds like you're just lashing out at a convenient target."

[keep_your_dignity]

THE HILARIOUS THING IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT FUCKING ASININE THING YOU JUST SAID.

LET'S EXPLAIN IT MORE CLEARLY FOR THE RETARDED CHILD, THEN. I'M GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO GET OUT BEFORE SOMEONE HURTS YOU, BRAT, SINCE YOU HAVE THE SOCIAL AWARENESS OF A MUTILATED LEMMING. TAKE IT BEFORE YOU ANNOY ME TOO.

[srwu_mods]

"Yeah, thanks for insulting me for not knowing things that happened while I wasn't even here."

"If everyone's going to be an asshole because of a few badly phrased words, I might as well be going."

And off he goes.

[keep_your_dignity]

[Apparently satisfied with that, Kagura watches him go to make sure he DOES leave base before she returns to her work without another word]

[srwu_mods]

Loni moves to under FightSaber's legs, where he just stands, arms crossed.

"You know I gotta wait until my ride is resupplied, right?"

[keep_your_dignity]

THEN SIT DOWN AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT UNTIL THE TECHNICIANS ARE FINISHED. WITH ANY LUCK EVEN YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET SOMEONE TO STRANGLE YOU WITHOUT TALKING TO THEM.

NOW SHUT UP. I HAVE SHIT TO DO.

[srwu_mods]

"Right, right. No need to play babysitter bot with me."

Bored by waiting, Loni opens and starts eating a pudding cup. Who knows where he found it.