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[dolorous_sensei]

In Alhambra base, you can see a man in military uniform standing in front of some sort of coffee machine.

"They installed an automatic coffee dispenser..."

He turns toward you and cries out dramatically.

"I'm in despair! The way human easily substituted the art of coffee making for automated, mechanized coffee-making device has left me in despair!"

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[dolorous_sensei]

We just said out loud about how experienced I am and how green you are. Those both are Grade A irony bait right there.

[kinaesthete]

Maybe, but that just means you'll screw up with your obsolete, hidebound ways and I'll save the day with my new-fangled tomfoolery.

I'm okay with that.