1. [Seeing as there's pretty much no point hiding what she's been doing anymore, and motivated by Astara's visit, Seta has decided to continue her training with those fancy new powers she's got...in the open.

So, on a field just outside Alhambra, you might see her standing and doing nothing, with her hair all poofy. She's also twitching slightly every few seconds.]

I...almost have it...

[Placed about fifty feet away are a small group of dummies that, from the looks of it, are meant to be targets. They are completely untouched, unlike the grass around her, which is burnt to a crisp.]

Just a small correction...

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2. [While you're going about your daily business, you are suddenly approached by the Gloster agent.]

Pardon me, but according to a trustworthy person on the phone, I have just won a million credits...

How may I claim my reward?
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keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

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[Kagura just stays still for a few seconds, processing the sheer gullibility of Seta, which requires rather more RAM than she has]

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
Edited Date: 2014-07-04 07:43 am (UTC)
keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

From: [personal profile] keep_your_dignity


TELL ME YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM WHO YOU ACTUALLY ARE.
herodrawing: (Embarassed)

From: [personal profile] herodrawing

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Ah, are you okay? I heard a loud noise, like a thunderclap...

[Izuru comes running.]
dolorous_sensei: (I'm in despair!)

From: [personal profile] dolorous_sensei

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Unfair! The world is unfair! I've never even won a single umbrella in my life.
keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

From: [personal profile] keep_your_dignity


HOW THE FUCK DO THEY LET YOU GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT AN ADULT SUPERVISOR, ALBREICH?
herodrawing: (Eeeh?!)

From: [personal profile] herodrawing


Why, what's wrong?

[Izuru moves forward and tries to poke Seta with a finger.]

Ow! Static shock!
keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

From: [personal profile] keep_your_dignity


THEN START FUCKING ACTING LIKE IT. THAT WAS A SCAMMER, ALBREICH, OF THE TYPE A FIVE YEAR OLD CAN SPOT A MILE AWAY.

HERE'S A BASIC RULE OF THE REAL WORLD, SINCE APPARENTLY YOU NEVER LEARNED IT ON YOUR OWN: THERE ARE NO FRIENDLY PEOPLE OUT THERE GIVING YOU THINGS FOR FREE, YOU STUPID GIRL. WHOEVER TELLS YOU THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU THINGS FOR FREE IS TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU IN SOME WAY OR THERE'S A CATCH LATER.

NOW GO AND GET SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD TO HELP YOU PHONE YOUR BANK AND TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE SCAMMER USES THE INFORMATION YOU GAVE HIM YOURSELF TO BLEED YOU DRY.
keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

From: [personal profile] keep_your_dignity


...THAT EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT YOU. [Kagura falls silent for a moment, as if thinking, for a bit...]

FINE. COME WITH ME. I'LL GET ONE OF MY MEN TO HELP YOU. THE OPERATORS ALWAYS THINK I'M A FUCKING ANSWERING MACHINE OR A SERIAL KILLER.
herodrawing: (Notebook of heroism)

From: [personal profile] herodrawing


Hmm.

[Quick, say something nice Izuru!]

It's pretty unusual that you can control electricity like that. It's like a hero's super power!
majestic_keiki: (Unamused)

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You don't. They claim your money if you act on it.
abugslife: (oh? how amusing)

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Oh? Allow me to help you with this. What was their telephone number?

[Hetepheres seems amused by this situation. Surely nothing strange will happen.]
dolorous_sensei: (What if I died!?)

From: [personal profile] dolorous_sensei


Are you usually this lucky? Be careful though, you might've used up your entire life's luck.
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