[1] [Suddenly, a transmission to all Unity Group bases! The person talking is... definitely not human. She's some kind of weird alien insect cyborg.]
Citizens of Earth, members of organization known as Unity Group. I come to you with a warning.
I am Hetepheres, a general of the Gebian army. Thousands of years ago, my people came to your planet, but they kept their presence a secret. Today, we return, but we are not united in our goals. The Anti-Earthling Party believes that we should conquer your planet, and enslave its populace. They will start their invasion soon.
I am a representative of the Pro-Earthling Party. We believe in mutual cooperation and understanding between our two races. I was sent here as an ambassador, and consultant, and defender; together, we shall push back the AEP, and perhaps teach them of the mistakes of their way. If they don't want to learn, they shall taste steel.
Your leaders already know about this and have prepared a place for me to establish an embassy. If you need anything, you can find me there.
[2] [Soon, stuff is going on in the hangar at Fort Alhambra. A strange vessel has arrived, resembling a combination of a normal spaceship and an ancient Egyptian river boat. It's not big, enough to transport maybe several mecha at most. A group of creatures that look suspiciously similar to 1-meter long beetles is moving to and fro, unpacking various objects from the ship and disappearing with them inside the base. The whole operation is overseen by Hetepheres, who turns out to be no less alien in real life than on a screen, and pretty giant to boot - roughly 2 meters tall! Also, right next to the ship a mech is standing, which looks very much like her, only 10 times taller.]
Watch out with those instruments, they are very fragile. Yes, bring that to my private quarters, if you please. That console can stay on the ship for the time being.
[One of the beetles raises a hand (they don't really have hands, but details) questioningly.]

Skrrryt?

No, I don't know where the kitchen is. One of the locals will have to answer this question.
Citizens of Earth, members of organization known as Unity Group. I come to you with a warning.
I am Hetepheres, a general of the Gebian army. Thousands of years ago, my people came to your planet, but they kept their presence a secret. Today, we return, but we are not united in our goals. The Anti-Earthling Party believes that we should conquer your planet, and enslave its populace. They will start their invasion soon.
I am a representative of the Pro-Earthling Party. We believe in mutual cooperation and understanding between our two races. I was sent here as an ambassador, and consultant, and defender; together, we shall push back the AEP, and perhaps teach them of the mistakes of their way. If they don't want to learn, they shall taste steel.
Your leaders already know about this and have prepared a place for me to establish an embassy. If you need anything, you can find me there.
[2] [Soon, stuff is going on in the hangar at Fort Alhambra. A strange vessel has arrived, resembling a combination of a normal spaceship and an ancient Egyptian river boat. It's not big, enough to transport maybe several mecha at most. A group of creatures that look suspiciously similar to 1-meter long beetles is moving to and fro, unpacking various objects from the ship and disappearing with them inside the base. The whole operation is overseen by Hetepheres, who turns out to be no less alien in real life than on a screen, and pretty giant to boot - roughly 2 meters tall! Also, right next to the ship a mech is standing, which looks very much like her, only 10 times taller.]
Watch out with those instruments, they are very fragile. Yes, bring that to my private quarters, if you please. That console can stay on the ship for the time being.
[One of the beetles raises a hand (they don't really have hands, but details) questioningly.]
Skrrryt?
No, I don't know where the kitchen is. One of the locals will have to answer this question.
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Is there some sort of signifigance to being the tallest that I am not aware of?
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Indeed. Sometimes I worry that the mistress will scare off all her suitors with her massive proportions.
Sayo, no need to be so vulgar around the nice alien lady...
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I don't know how things look on Earth, but from my point of view, a man who would be bothered by your height is most likely not worth the attention anyway.
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Father used to say the same thing...
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Who might you be, by the way? I doubt Unity Group is the place where people look for suitors.
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What is the GHQ? I am not fully familiar with Earth's political situation yet.
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I'm not surprised if you haven't heard of it. Tsurugi aside, Yamato is a minor player in world politics.
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Having to act as a peacekeeper for your own homeland sounds like a heavy duty. What you are guarding are your own people, after all.
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[No elaboration.]
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