[1] [Keep to one thread]

[With the Lady now in the physical world it seems that some things may be deemed necessary... if certain safety measures were put into place. As such one particularly familiar face was waiting at Sakihama with a pair of orderlies, one of which sighed and shook her head while the other looked supremely amused.]

Geez... what's taking her so long... is this what it felt like for everyone else?

[Leos musing was promptly stymied when he saw a few familiar faces and waved with a huge grin on his face.]



Hey guys!

[One of the orderlies salutes crisply, while the other does so at a more anxious pace.]

"Sir. We're just waiting with Mr Klein for the time being. We've got orders only to leave once his Handler gets here."

"We know she's on base... she kinda said she needed to use the bathroom but..."

[The more antsy orderly gave a hesitant shrug.]

[2]

[Meanwhile at some distant corner of Sakihama... a light flickers as a figure is hunched close by some machinery. Low rattles and creaks fill the air.]

"Almost.... almost..."

[There's a loud beep and thump followed by rustling - the same kind one would attribute to a pudding cup being opened and being savored.]



"Haaah. Man... Papa was right... Free Infinite Pudding for life is the best kind of pudding!"

[3] [After Prompts 1&2]

[Now that Leos' handler was found maybe some answers could be gained-]



"Papa!"

[-or maybe there'd be even more questions because the blue haired girl just launched herself at Leos and nearly knocked him over in the process. Something that gained a cheerful laugh from the former Raven as he simply spun her around before applying a tight hug.]
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"Ummm," Dido says, a recently sipped cup of coffee in her hand. "Hello? Are you an enemy spy? Are we supposed to fight now?"
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Bwah!?

[This mysterious newcomer looks at you in a bewildered manner Dido.]

I'm not an enemy I swear! I'm a friend to all humans! Unless they're jerks... then I'm an enemy of humanity. BUT ONLY TO THEM!!

Besides! I'm here.... On OFFICIAL business! ESUN business in fact! Super important stuff! I'm here to observe a person and make sure nothing bad happens! I even have an ID here!

[She digs around her pockets fruitlessly before turning around. Dido can see that it was tied to one of her belt straps though and-]

-LANA NIELSEN-

[While the rest of it looked clear that name however would raise many MANY questions.]

Gaaaah! Where's that dumb-
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"Lana... Nielsen?" Dido stammers. "Where have I heard that name before...?"

The equivalent of a lightning bolt flashes in Dido's mindscape. Pudding, the name Lana, the blue hair...!

"Whoah!" Dido shouts, springing back, coffee cup held up in a defensive motion. "Whoah Whoah Whoah!"

She raises a shaking finger. "Are you Leos and Nineball's masochistic love-child?"
Edited Date: 2016-08-02 07:27 pm (UTC)
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Whoawhoawhoawhoa!!! What kind of conclusion is that?! Are you some kind of pervert?! I'm not a masochist!!

And you're only SORTA correct on the love-child thing! Papa was the one who made my- well... not really made more like shaped but WHATEVER - Papa's the one who helped me be me! Dad's the one who built my body!

[Dad? Who's dad? Who does Leos have a friendship with and has direct access to technology that would allow the construction of an advanced gynoid body that looks so unmistakably human?]

I'm not Nineball's kid! I'm Nineball 2.0! Betterer! Fasterer! Prettier!

[Lana's posing with each word.]

In short... I'M DA STRONGEST!!!
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Dido mind races, trying to figure out who have the expertise to make Lana 2.0. Doomstar? Roy's benefactor? That one sane guy with Raven's Nest?

"So Leos is your Papa?" Dido muses. "Wow...and who's your Papa, exactly?"
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You already answered that question!

[Lana's sticking her tongue out at Dido childishly!]

I should make you do a captcha test after messing that up but then that'd be hypocritical!

Leos is my Papa.

My Dad's Flit.

[...Of course! The AGE Device! It managed to design new augments that'd allow Leos to live outside of a combat intense life! With input from Flit why wouldn't it be able to build her a body?]
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A Mass-Murdering Match made in Heaven....


"...little Flit's your Dad?" Dido repeats dumbly.

The pieces come together. It all makes sense. But nothing makes sense. Nothing can ever make sense again. And now the images in Dido's head won't go away.

"If Leos and Flit made you as a child," Dido says slowly, "then do they...do they...?"


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Dido revises what she was going to say at the last minute. "...do they make boxed lunches for you before sending you to school?"
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Can't two guys build a robot Daughter and have it be platonic?


Yeah they do! Well... technically I don't really need to go to school but Papa and Dad figured if I'm learning what its like to be human I should and-

Wait...

[Lana's suddenly pointing accusingly at Dido.]

YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT MY PARENTS WEREN'T YOU!?
Edited Date: 2016-08-06 06:17 am (UTC)
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"I don't know what you're going on about," Dido says, stone-faced.

She rubs her chin as she squints at Lana from all angles.

"Now that's professional engineering right there...gotta envy that AGE. Still, if you can eat boxed lunches, does that mean you have a biological stomach, or a compost reactor?"
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And you're asking for my specs now?! How personal are you trying to get!?!? This is harassment! HARASSMENT!

[Lana now hides behind the vending machine as she points accusingly at Dido.]

Even if I did know the full 100% specifics I wouldn't tell you! A girl's blueprints and technical data are the kind of thing that only her parents or the person she falls in love with should know!

You don't hear me or other robots asking you how your intestines work or what your measurements are!
Edited Date: 2016-08-07 04:16 pm (UTC)
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Dido rubs her eyes. "It's not like that!" She protested. "It sounds like you're gonna be staying with us for a while, and I wanna make sure you're fed properly!"

She shakes her head ruefully. "Leos and Flit would never forgive me if you broke down due to scurvy...or a pudding overdose!"
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Pudding overdose?! IMPOSSIBLE!!! Dad's engineering is absolute! He wouldn't have designed a stomach that would suffer from such a thing!

[But then of course she never did test the limits of how much pudding she could eat in one sitting. Something that has her let out distinctly worried noises as she hems and haws in thought. Funny how she completely ignored the part about scurvy.]

But... gaaah! I don't know! I mean I have access to my database and everything and I can connect to the net but the details are really out there! Too complicated!

Dad said something about this body's brain only being able to process so much at a time and I need to give em' a while so my runtimes can smooth out! Something like growing up!
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