The Kaiju Runt in the Room....

[genericbiggerbrother]

One fine day, someone posts a general video message on the Unity Group network.

"Hello! This is Ranger Yancy Beckett, on loan with his brother from the Pan Pacific Defense Corps."

He smiles. "I've been impressed by everyone I've met here, and I'm looking forward to defending the Earth with you all!"

His smile fades. "That being said, there's something that I've been meaning to ask folks, something that's been bugging me for a bit." He fidgets, then blurts out:

"Why are there so many kids here?"

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[herodrawing]

Of course not. That's not what a hero would do!

[genericbiggerbrother]

Yancy spread his hands. "Which means that's you wouldn't be a coward for indulging in some introspection, Izuru."

"Heck, " He adds. "If you do some contemplation deep down, and realize that your true heart's desire is to be a Wulgaru-bashing hero? Your combat effectiveness will probably shoot through the roof! Isn't that how it usually works in comic books?"

[herodrawing]

That's true! It really is!

Thank you mr Yancy. I will engage in contemplation right away!