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[cloningblues]

[Not so long after the anti-PRAYER action, Asagi's in the Sakihama Base kitchen, picking ingredients and consulting a printed paper he obviously got from a web page (it even has the website's layout and everything). Fresh cabbage. A banana. Cayenne pepper. Milk.

And now he dumps all this stuff into a blender and turns it on! This results in an unappetizing-looking liquid, which is quickly poured into a glass. Asagi engages in a staring contest with it for a moment, and then suddenly chugs it down.]

...It tastes worse than I thought.

Comments

[cloningblues]

I wasn't there, but from what I heard, it was really messed up.

Maybe we should ask our Autobot allies if they know something about it. One of them is even a dinosaur.

[majestic_keiki]

Those things weren't dinosaurs. Not sure why people kept insisting they were. One of them had octopus tentacles...But more than eight.

[cloningblues]

Well, robot dinosaurs aren't real dinosaurs either...

That tentacle creature... It didn't try to grab you or anything, did it?

[majestic_keiki]

Just what are you thinking about?

And, no, it didn't. I was away from it, acting as mission control.

[cloningblues]

I am just concerned about the safety of my teammates, that's all...!

[majestic_keiki]

...Right.

But that place was messed up. Even the people who joined us to help out were messed up.

[cloningblues]

Our collection of weirdos is growing?

[majestic_keiki]

More like psychotic nutjobs.

[cloningblues]

That's it. If one of these guys causes an incident, I'm barricading the door to my room and not leaving.

[majestic_keiki]

What are we even doing here? At a base full of weirdoes, nutjobs and emotionally unstable people given lethal weapons.

[cloningblues]

Such people are the best at killing monsters, apparently.

[majestic_keiki]

You do realize what that says about us, right?

[cloningblues]

Let me reassure you that I'm not secretly psycho.

[majestic_keiki]

I know.

I just wish I knew why we've been picking up some people who actually are.

[cloningblues]

Beats me. I'm not the one making those decisions.

[majestic_keiki]

Yeah. It's just...Isn't Unity Group supposed to be a UN organization? Is it really appropriate to fill it with crazy people who are a hazard to themselves and others?

[cloningblues]

How many crazies are there? Aren't they just a small fraction of all UG pilots?

[majestic_keiki]

Let's see...The pilots of the robot that combined, Leos seems pretty unstable, Lt. Schmertz seems to have an unhealthily negative attitude, there are several child soldiers who don't appear to have a background like us...

[cloningblues]

That's... great, now I'll have to count how many pilots UG has in total.

I don't think all of them are crazy though. I'd rather have more Flits than that Yuuya guy.

[majestic_keiki]

There are lots of people who aren't crazy as well. Really, I've gotten to know more people here than we ever did at the academy.

[cloningblues]

And nobody's making fun of us for failing anymore.

[majestic_keiki]

Yeah, instead they keep gushing over how good we do. It's weird...

[cloningblues]

It's for morale. Last thing they need is one of us breaking down in the middle of a fight.

But yeah. We are doing better than I'd have thought a month ago. I guess having the AHSMBs helps a lot.

[majestic_keiki]

Yeah. Maybe the instructors saw something nobody else did when they picked us for the job.

[cloningblues]

Maybe. But at the same time... We were the best pilots even though we had the lowest grades? It's like I've been living in a movie all along.