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[1] Well, that happened. And I didn't even die a little bit that time.
[Jen carefully looks into her cup of tea.]
Still...I was hoping it'd take them longer to improve on Nemain's speed ability. Or start churning out the WMDs...
...I have to move faster.
[2]
Hellooooooo Unity Group! It is I, the world's greatest neurochemist-slash-metal goddess, DOOMSTAR~!
[Oh, and Doomstar's defected too. That happened.]
So? What shall we do first? A party, maybe! I'll make the drugs and music if you guys provide the food and booze!
[She is very quickly put in handcuffs.]
Eh?! Whyyyyyyy~?!
[Jen carefully looks into her cup of tea.]
Still...I was hoping it'd take them longer to improve on Nemain's speed ability. Or start churning out the WMDs...
...I have to move faster.
[2]
Hellooooooo Unity Group! It is I, the world's greatest neurochemist-slash-metal goddess, DOOMSTAR~!
[Oh, and Doomstar's defected too. That happened.]
So? What shall we do first? A party, maybe! I'll make the drugs and music if you guys provide the food and booze!
[She is very quickly put in handcuffs.]
Eh?! Whyyyyyyy~?!
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I understand this well. So should you.
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But I'm not a bad guy at all! Just a criminally awesome one! Jenny, Jenny, tell them about how nice I can be!
If you're trying the puppy eyes thing, that's not going to work...
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[Sielje pauses, realizing she is not sure what exactly was Doomstar doing in VIPER. Some kind of science thing, for sure?]
You fought against Unity Group and endangered many a decent folk, multiple times.
[Let's go with that.]
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Oh ho ho? Endangered them how, by the loss of their precious stocks of seventy-nine proton atoms? Or through the shattering of their feeble mudanities?
[Somehow, engaging Doomstar in interrogation seems to excite her.]
Jenny, Darling, surely you'll speak in my defence? Our fun times weren't all for naught, were they?
Even if you don't kill anyone, robbery and giant mecha battles are still a crime, you know. And I'd rather you shut up about that other stuff.
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If you really did not do that much vileness, you can be assured Unity Group will treat you fairly. You shall not be afraid of unfair prosecution and...
...
[A bit slow on the uptake, this time.]
Fun... times?
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Yes! Didn't you know? Every few days, the strong, independent Jenny here likes to put on a dog collar and-[The game's PG-13 rating is saved by a timely punch to Doomstar's face.]
You REALLY need to learn shut up about private affairs, you know...
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[Confused knight is confused. Probably for the better.]