Dido twists her face in distaste. "That can't be sanitary..."
She snaps her fingers. "Ooh, I know! We could make you some custom bandaids! Like, bandaids were first invented by this doctor for her wife, because she kept cutting herself while chopping food. They're just a patch of gauze stuck to a sliver of tape, place on wax paper for quick use."
She pauses. "Admittedly, they'd have to be very tiny. But I could I've got cutting tools for etching microcircuits. Want me to make you a batch?"
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Date: 2015-01-29 10:45 pm (UTC)She snaps her fingers. "Ooh, I know! We could make you some custom bandaids! Like, bandaids were first invented by this doctor for her wife, because she kept cutting herself while chopping food. They're just a patch of gauze stuck to a sliver of tape, place on wax paper for quick use."
She pauses. "Admittedly, they'd have to be very tiny. But I could I've got cutting tools for etching microcircuits. Want me to make you a batch?"