Even worse ideas from bad sources

[herodrawing]

[1]
Hello.

[Izuru will approach everyone he considers a part of "his" team - read, anyone he has even the briefest positive CR with.]

Mr Randy left me something to watch with my friends. Let's do it together, alright?

[2]
[Location: Asagi's room. Time to watch the data disc Izuru got from Team Doberman's leader!]


[There's a reason why Randy told him (which Izuru forgot to mention, and then just plain forgot) to watch this with his male team members only. A reason which becomes abundantly clear as soon as the movie recorded on the disc starts to play.]


[It's a porn.]

Comments

[caressthedarkness]

I was not aware that such a custom existed...

[Paying close attention now.]

Not like this exactly...what is different here, then?

[herodrawing]

Ah, wait, no! It's not a custom or anything. No one has to do it, they do it only if they want to!

It's different because umm... usually, it's... different!

[caressthedarkness]

How?

[Head tilt.]

And for that matter...what is the end goal?

[herodrawing]

Procreation... I suppose.

Though some people do it for fun too.

[caressthedarkness]

Until now, I have always thought that children simply appear the moment a pair wishes for them.

[Blink.]

I suppose it does seem like they are enjoying it...

[Even with that whip around...

Although, Seta looks like she's pondering something now.]

[herodrawing]

Ah, I don't think it's simple like that...

Do... you have something on your mind, miss Seta?

[caressthedarkness]

[Yes she does...especially as the pair on screen move on to the 'main event'.]

I was wondering...if this is the reason that Kijin and humans cannot have children together.

It looks rather complex...

[herodrawing]

I think there are other reasons too...

[caressthedarkness]

It is strange...other than certain differences, our human bodies are exactly the same...

[Pause.]

...If I follow this film's depiction of this, something should happen...shouldn't it?

[Uh oh...maybe it's time to turn that off now.]

[herodrawing]

Yeah...

Wait, but you shouldn't do that! Not unless you know exactly what you're doing.

[Which is obviously not the case.]

[caressthedarkness]

So, there is more to it...?

[herodrawing]

Umm.

[Congrats Seta, you achieved something no one else did - you made Izuru turn off the video.]

Maybe you should have someone else talk to you about this?