You Got Mail

[cloningblues]

"Here Asagi, your mail! Sorry about the delay - all packages have to get through routine scan, and you received a lot of them. You're really lucky!"

[With these words, a certain tiny eyeless monster puts a huge file of mail on the blue Rabbit's table. Most of it is chocolate - Valentine's chocolate, by the looks of it. There are also notes and letters, many of them embarassing. Looks like someone has fangirls.]

Errr....

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[sang_av_helten]

Kei of Kugimiya is indeed a strong human worthy of respect regardless of my... misconceptions.

[Cat cough.]

No. As a matter of fact Asagi of Toshikazu I do not.

[cloningblues]

It's a Japanese tradition. On Valentine's Day, girls give chocolate to boys they like. Well, not just boys, sometimes. One month later, on White Day, the recipient gives a gift in return, as thanks.

[sang_av_helten]

Aha! I think I see. It is a form of courtship! However why simply food that is poisonous instead of something useful?

[cloningblues]

I told you already, it's not poisonous for humans. It's sweet. Don't cats like sweets too?

[sang_av_helten]

...

[In an attempt to avoid answering Asagi, Skald simply butts his head against the boxes in an attempt to knock them over.]

[cloningblues]

I said to stop doing that!

[Cat grab, cat lift.]

[sang_av_helten]

[Cat is heavy, but not as heavy as one might think. He's also very warm.]

I will not have my rights as a living being be impeded!

[He flails a moment... then just flails his paws towards Asagi's face despite being unable to reach it.]

[cloningblues]

[Fluffiness resisted. Asagi just holds Skald at a distance.]

Show me where it's written that you have the right to knock other people's stuff on the ground.

[sang_av_helten]

It is something all my kind do is it not? Thus it is an unwritten right.

[cloningblues]

...You win this one.

[Asagi still doesn't let go, though.]