You Got Mail

[cloningblues]

"Here Asagi, your mail! Sorry about the delay - all packages have to get through routine scan, and you received a lot of them. You're really lucky!"

[With these words, a certain tiny eyeless monster puts a huge file of mail on the blue Rabbit's table. Most of it is chocolate - Valentine's chocolate, by the looks of it. There are also notes and letters, many of them embarassing. Looks like someone has fangirls.]

Errr....

Comments

[cloningblues]

You can take the chocolate, but stay away from the letters... And don't read them over my shoulder! Last thing I need is my friends reading what some of those people wrote. I don't even know who any of them are!

[booty_chaser]

Awwww, but they're so nice. You guys have a lot of fans. I have to work hard if I want to be more famous than you are!

Look, this one attached a photo making a kissy face! [She lifts a photo of a girl about a year older than Asagi making some pretty clear advances at the camera] Don't you think she's pretty cute?

[cloningblues]

Err... No! Stop reading the letters! This is worse than when Izuru invited half of Unity Group to watch Randy's movie!
[Asagi tries to grab and keep away from Ashe as many letters as he can, the photo included.]

I don't want to be a celebrity, it makes your private life difficult. I don't need fans! Half of them know me only because of that embarassing online video anyway.

[booty_chaser]

[Sorry Asagi, but while you may be taller than Ashe, she can kind of keep you away onehanded like a pestering sibling nonetheless, you're not taking those letters away from her hands. She seems to find Asagi's worry and fear of celebrity somewhat pitiable]

Asagi, have you ever considered just relaxing and letting things happen? You know, for a change?

[cloningblues]

I can relax when it's calm, not when stuff like this happens. How do you even do that so easily?

[booty_chaser]

Well, I know I can deal with whatever happens, most of the time, and trying to predict the future's only brought me headaches anyway. You just see what happens and then deal with it the best you can, no reason to panic.

Maybe what you need is a little more self-confidence! I mean, you're a pretty cool guy Asagi - not as cool as me, of course, but you really shouldn't be so down on yourself all the time. All these people [Ashe sweeps at the pile of letters and winks mischievously] sure aren't!

[cloningblues]

Well, look at it this way then; if you get embarassing fan mail, is it okay if I read it?

[booty_chaser]

Only if I'm there to see you get embarrassed for me!

[Asagi, you can't shame the shameless]

[cloningblues]

Just make that embarassing video that will overshadow mine already.