You Got Mail

[cloningblues]

"Here Asagi, your mail! Sorry about the delay - all packages have to get through routine scan, and you received a lot of them. You're really lucky!"

[With these words, a certain tiny eyeless monster puts a huge file of mail on the blue Rabbit's table. Most of it is chocolate - Valentine's chocolate, by the looks of it. There are also notes and letters, many of them embarassing. Looks like someone has fangirls.]

Errr....

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[cloningblues]

Don't give me that face. I didn't ask for this!

[herodrawing]

But Asagi, it means people all over the world appreciate what you're doing!

Even despite that video.

[cloningblues]

Or maybe because of the video.

[Asagi raises one of the letters. It has a drawing of Blue One in a very clumsy moe pose.]

[herodrawing]

Well...

At least that means something good came out of it, then!

[cloningblues]

It's not good! What am I supposed to do with all this stuff? I can't eat all the chocolate, and the letters...

...They don't expect White Day chocolate in response, can they?

[herodrawing]

It'd be only fair to pay back the favor, right?

[Izuru looks over the pile.]

Hey, these are handmade! Are you going to send handmade ones, too?

[cloningblues]

Izuru, Do you see the size of this pile? It would take me ages to make that much chocolate. I don't even cook.

[herodrawing]

Let's ask Kei for help. She always has a ton of homemade sweets lying around.

[cloningblues]

Do you really want me to send the kind of sweets Kei makes to strangers?

[herodrawing]

Good point...

But that way they won't send you anything again, right?

[cloningblues]

Especially those that get a heart attack and die.

[herodrawing]

That won't really happen, right? I don't remember anyone ever getting a heart attack from Kei's sweets.

[cloningblues]

Are you serious...

[herodrawing]

Eh? Ehh?

[Confusion grows.]