abugslife: (great enthusiasm)
Hetepheres ([personal profile] abugslife) wrote in [community profile] srwu2014-04-19 02:11 am

Good job, you left the window open and bugs flew in

[1] [Suddenly, a transmission to all Unity Group bases! The person talking is... definitely not human. She's some kind of weird alien insect cyborg.]

Citizens of Earth, members of organization known as Unity Group. I come to you with a warning.

I am Hetepheres, a general of the Gebian army. Thousands of years ago, my people came to your planet, but they kept their presence a secret. Today, we return, but we are not united in our goals. The Anti-Earthling Party believes that we should conquer your planet, and enslave its populace. They will start their invasion soon.

I am a representative of the Pro-Earthling Party. We believe in mutual cooperation and understanding between our two races. I was sent here as an ambassador, and consultant, and defender; together, we shall push back the AEP, and perhaps teach them of the mistakes of their way. If they don't want to learn, they shall taste steel.

Your leaders already know about this and have prepared a place for me to establish an embassy. If you need anything, you can find me there.

[2] [Soon, stuff is going on in the hangar at Fort Alhambra. A strange vessel has arrived, resembling a combination of a normal spaceship and an ancient Egyptian river boat. It's not big, enough to transport maybe several mecha at most. A group of creatures that look suspiciously similar to 1-meter long beetles is moving to and fro, unpacking various objects from the ship and disappearing with them inside the base. The whole operation is overseen by Hetepheres, who turns out to be no less alien in real life than on a screen, and pretty giant to boot - roughly 2 meters tall! Also, right next to the ship a mech is standing, which looks very much like her, only 10 times taller.]

Watch out with those instruments, they are very fragile. Yes, bring that to my private quarters, if you please. That console can stay on the ship for the time being.

[One of the beetles raises a hand (they don't really have hands, but details) questioningly.]

Skrrryt?


No, I don't know where the kitchen is. One of the locals will have to answer this question.
keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

[personal profile] keep_your_dignity 2014-04-19 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment's pause. Whether Kagura is thinking of what to answer or mentally facepalming is hard to know]

YES. THAT WORKS.
anewmachine: (eh?!)

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[personal profile] anewmachine 2014-04-19 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Aliens?!

[The reply comes by video.]
kinaesthete: (eh?)

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[personal profile] kinaesthete 2014-04-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's a pretty... unexpected design.
a_linear_mind: (Thinking about bad things)

[personal profile] a_linear_mind 2014-04-19 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, don't worry. I know better than to underestimate anyone during a battle.
keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

[personal profile] keep_your_dignity 2014-04-19 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THEY ARE. I CAN GIVE YOU A CLASS ON HOW TO KILL THEM IF YOU WANT THOUGH.

AND HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL THIS WILL WORK. JOINING TOP PILOTS FROM EVERYWHERE UNDER ONE BANNER ALWAYS HAS THE SAME PROBLEMS.
star_of_sad: (Content)

[personal profile] star_of_sad 2014-04-20 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I should be glad then. I couldn't ask for better equipment, or comrades.
fire_dancer: (Default)

[personal profile] fire_dancer 2014-04-20 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Well i'll say this is new, insect based life that isn't trying to take us out. Hello there..."

She suddenly thinks certain human expressions would be very unwise to use with their new allies.

"Well the more the merrier right?"
way_of_vengeance: (:">)

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[personal profile] way_of_vengeance 2014-04-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[A woman not quite as tall as Heph is lurking in the background, along with her maid.]

...See, I told you I wasn't the tallest...

True, she is taller than even your abnormally large frame...
Edited 2014-04-20 01:52 (UTC)
3xmadder: (Default)

[personal profile] 3xmadder 2014-04-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I won't throw mine if you won't roll yours, then?
empress_without_a_throne: (Default)

[personal profile] empress_without_a_throne 2014-04-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)



War often is, isn't it?

... Still... it'll be here whether we personally do the fighting or not. And I'd rather be there to try to see that it ends as soon as possible.
smileys: (Hair tied)

[personal profile] smileys 2014-04-20 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's much appreciated. The fact that the Unity Group is being established might be a sign that we're in for some tough times, and having more help around wouldn't hurt.

I'm a little curious though...are there particular reasons as to why the AEP insists on conquering Earth?
kinaesthete: (blush)

[personal profile] kinaesthete 2014-04-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, but we're humanoid Earthlings. And generally the resemblance isn't so... extensive.

Are all your mecha like that? Or is this one special?
keep_your_dignity: (KOG)

[personal profile] keep_your_dignity 2014-04-20 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU PICK PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE AND ALL SORTS OF DIVISIONS, BASED PURELY ON ABILITY AND POTENTIAL, NOT SUITABILITY OR TRAINING.

WHAT YOU GET IS A TOTAL CLUSTERFUCK OF PRIMA DONNAS WHO OSCILLATE BETWEEN INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY AND TOTAL INSUBORDINATION AT NEAR RANDOM. SO SOMETIMES YOU HAVE A MISSION THAT SUCCEEDS CLEANLY AGAINST IMPOSSIBLE ODDS, AND SOMETIMES ONE OF THEM DECIDES THAT GIVING THE GIANT MONSTER A CHANCE TO TALK AGAINST DIRECT ORDERS IS A GOOD IDEA AND YOU GET TWO HUNDRED CASUALTIES IN A ROUTINE NEUTRALIZATION.
anewmachine: (wat)

[personal profile] anewmachine 2014-04-20 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but most of them are shooting at us! I kind of figured the first ones to, you know, come in peace would have more fanfare. Statements from politicians, speeches about historic days, that sort of thing.

[The Earthling on the video raises a hand, palm out, fingers parted down the middle in a V.]

Klaatu barada nikto?
Edited 2014-04-20 16:28 (UTC)

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