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srwu2015-11-29 01:23 am
mechasaurusrex) wrote in srwu2015-11-29 01:23 am
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In which Postwar Cybertron Complicates things
[1]
[Desk work, Grimlock HATES Desk work. Being the Cybertronian Representative on Earth makes things honestly quite difficult for Grimlock. Especially when one considers the two different tasks he has to deal with right now. The first being sorting out the information that Red Alert sent him regarding the list of Cybertronians that the Cambio Protocol would try to recruit to bolster their ranks. Irritably putting it aside for now he turns to the other matter that had been placed into the 'important' pile.]
What. Me Grimlock not even...
[It seems that it was a request for the Cybertronian Representative to create what is likely to be the first Cybertronian-Human joint movie production. It seems that the request was delayed by various issues, including the Second Battle of Autobot City. Originally it seemed that they had planned to ask Optimus Prime, but upon discovering his new duties and the fact that his representative status had been transferred, the query had moved to Grimlock. As it turns out, what information could be gleaned of the new representative ended up with the script of the production taking a whole new direction to reflect its (hopefully) new star. A copy of it sits on his desk.]
[Bother Grimlock about the Threat Assessment/His possible movie role?]
[2] [Some time after Prompt 1 - Dinobots without Grimlock]
[It seems Grimlock needs to attend to some urgent business outside of the Base. However it wasn't something that required all of the Dinobots to be present, so Slag, Snarl, Swoop and Sludge are enjoying some rare downtime. The four have crashed on what appears to be a cybertronian sized couch and seem to be enjoying a show. You see a Cybertronian on a stage. From the looks of him he transforms into a crocodile, or some sort of similar animal. Behind him is a big Decepticon Insignia that has googly eyes pasted onto it and a tongue stuck out on the side.]
-And he's like "No, bringing in reinforcements didn't work last time. So you know what? Lets bring Cybertron to Earth! They'll never expect THAT!", and that isn't even the worst idea he had, let me tell you that! I'm pretty sure that humans in the audience know what an awful, awful idea it is to sell their souls to the devil. I mean it'd take someone terminally stupid to trust a red dude with obviously evil horns, a goatee and smells awful.
So what does Megatron do after getting tossed of a shuttle out by his poor, poor choice of second in Command? "Oh hey! Isn't that Unicron the Chaos Bringer? The Devourer of Life and antithesis to the being that all Cybertronian life sprung from? LETS MAKE A DEAL WITH HIM! No WAY that'll go wrong!' See, the few guys who still are upset that us Cons didn't win are all defending that. They go 'Oh! Its Megatron, he's probably got some brilliant plan to conquer the world eater!'... well guys, if you still believe that and think he's out there... well I got a deal for you! There's some ice in Alaska with a nice price tag waiting for you.-
[A laugh track plays as the studio audience claps. Slag is resting his fist on his face out of boredom, Snarl is on the far end of the couch trying to brood, while Sludge and Swoop laugh at the mockery of Megatron. Then Sludge paused and looked confusedly at the screen.]
"Me Sludge don't get it."
[3] [With Grimlock]
[Meanwhile on Grimlock's end, those of you who wanted to tag along on a road trip with the Dinobot Leader would find yourself intrigued by his mission. As it turned out he wanted to talk to an informant of his to get more substantial info regarding the list that Red Alert had passed onto him. Its hard to tell which was more amazing, the fact that Grimlock actually had an informant or that he was doing something like this.]
Informant not what... would expect. Try not be too surprised.
[You find yourself regarding a shuttle of Cybertronian Origin crashed into a mountainside. For some strange reason this feels oddly appropriate for some reason, even if there is something weird about it and you don't know why. There's also the fact that the metal of the shuttle is in a shade of purple and there is a faded insignia on the door that seemed to be worn by time and a few dents and gunshots. Make a comment on it?]
[Desk work, Grimlock HATES Desk work. Being the Cybertronian Representative on Earth makes things honestly quite difficult for Grimlock. Especially when one considers the two different tasks he has to deal with right now. The first being sorting out the information that Red Alert sent him regarding the list of Cybertronians that the Cambio Protocol would try to recruit to bolster their ranks. Irritably putting it aside for now he turns to the other matter that had been placed into the 'important' pile.]
What. Me Grimlock not even...
[It seems that it was a request for the Cybertronian Representative to create what is likely to be the first Cybertronian-Human joint movie production. It seems that the request was delayed by various issues, including the Second Battle of Autobot City. Originally it seemed that they had planned to ask Optimus Prime, but upon discovering his new duties and the fact that his representative status had been transferred, the query had moved to Grimlock. As it turns out, what information could be gleaned of the new representative ended up with the script of the production taking a whole new direction to reflect its (hopefully) new star. A copy of it sits on his desk.]
[Bother Grimlock about the Threat Assessment/His possible movie role?]
[2] [Some time after Prompt 1 - Dinobots without Grimlock]
[It seems Grimlock needs to attend to some urgent business outside of the Base. However it wasn't something that required all of the Dinobots to be present, so Slag, Snarl, Swoop and Sludge are enjoying some rare downtime. The four have crashed on what appears to be a cybertronian sized couch and seem to be enjoying a show. You see a Cybertronian on a stage. From the looks of him he transforms into a crocodile, or some sort of similar animal. Behind him is a big Decepticon Insignia that has googly eyes pasted onto it and a tongue stuck out on the side.]
-And he's like "No, bringing in reinforcements didn't work last time. So you know what? Lets bring Cybertron to Earth! They'll never expect THAT!", and that isn't even the worst idea he had, let me tell you that! I'm pretty sure that humans in the audience know what an awful, awful idea it is to sell their souls to the devil. I mean it'd take someone terminally stupid to trust a red dude with obviously evil horns, a goatee and smells awful.
So what does Megatron do after getting tossed of a shuttle out by his poor, poor choice of second in Command? "Oh hey! Isn't that Unicron the Chaos Bringer? The Devourer of Life and antithesis to the being that all Cybertronian life sprung from? LETS MAKE A DEAL WITH HIM! No WAY that'll go wrong!' See, the few guys who still are upset that us Cons didn't win are all defending that. They go 'Oh! Its Megatron, he's probably got some brilliant plan to conquer the world eater!'... well guys, if you still believe that and think he's out there... well I got a deal for you! There's some ice in Alaska with a nice price tag waiting for you.-
[A laugh track plays as the studio audience claps. Slag is resting his fist on his face out of boredom, Snarl is on the far end of the couch trying to brood, while Sludge and Swoop laugh at the mockery of Megatron. Then Sludge paused and looked confusedly at the screen.]
"Me Sludge don't get it."
[3] [With Grimlock]
[Meanwhile on Grimlock's end, those of you who wanted to tag along on a road trip with the Dinobot Leader would find yourself intrigued by his mission. As it turned out he wanted to talk to an informant of his to get more substantial info regarding the list that Red Alert had passed onto him. Its hard to tell which was more amazing, the fact that Grimlock actually had an informant or that he was doing something like this.]
Informant not what... would expect. Try not be too surprised.
[You find yourself regarding a shuttle of Cybertronian Origin crashed into a mountainside. For some strange reason this feels oddly appropriate for some reason, even if there is something weird about it and you don't know why. There's also the fact that the metal of the shuttle is in a shade of purple and there is a faded insignia on the door that seemed to be worn by time and a few dents and gunshots. Make a comment on it?]
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[He's reading the script, despite his lack of face Grimlock looks highly incredulous.]
Me Grimlock looking at list Red Alert send. List long, need more confirming. So Me Grimlock look at other thing in 'important' tray.
Humans want help Cybertronians make movie. Ask me if want to join. Give script.
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[Grimlock nods at this as he looks at the script from a different angle.]
... Walt want take Grimlock place as actor?
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2
[Brye walks forward, hands on her hips as she looks around the dinobots, them and the couch dwarfing her.]
It's very highbrow material there, not everyone's cup of tea.
Re: 2
"Highbrow? What Highbrow."
"Highbrow back on Cybertron. Had face want to punch. Annoying voice. No wonder this feel dumb."
[Swoop glances at the two, then at Brye. He then just shakes his head.]
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[Brye has difficulty controlling herself. Going to burst into laughter any second now...]
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"But this not book. This TV."
"Sludge, Swoop think she means..."
[The Pteradon bot pauses before sighing at the blank expression.]
"...Nevermind."
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[This is too much.]
Sorry, sorry! I just had a silly biological human reaction that I can't control. It just happens so pay it no mind.
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"Human better not be making fun of us... Or Slag SMASH!"
"Maybe if Slag and Sludge not so stupid, would actually notice."
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[Brye feigns shock and surprise at the accusation.]
That was just a biological-person thing, that's all!
3
Picking something up on sensors. Is that... a Decepticon shuttle?
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[Grimlock approaches the door and bangs hard on the side of it. There was a low whirr and click as the door console he didn't even bother messing with beeped loudly as they now had an entrance. With that done he turns to regard Selena.]
Me Grimlock know crew of this one enough-
"GOTCHA NOW!"
-CLACKACLACKACLACKA-
-THWAPTHWAPTHWAP-
[Grimlock remained dead silent as what appeared to be several transformer sized nerf darts found themselves on the side of his face.]
...
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... Well gentlemen, you certainly scored first blood there. A scratch, really, but blood nevertheless.
But now there's all the room in the world for Grimlock to escalate to.
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...Grrrr...
[Grimlock stomps towards them, giving them a look of irritation as he sweeps the darts off... before poking one right onto the face of the magenta-ey one and then glaring at the rest.]
Lucky that all Grimlock do-
"GRIMLOCK! BUDDYYYYY!"
[Said Magenta-ey one hugged him. Grimlock's intimidation factor is drastically reduced. The other Decepticons present shuffle a bit and carefully take a few steps back. Selena might be able to see that there's some history here. Really weird history.]