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Hetepheres ([personal profile] abugslife) wrote in [community profile] srwu2014-04-19 02:11 am

Good job, you left the window open and bugs flew in

[1] [Suddenly, a transmission to all Unity Group bases! The person talking is... definitely not human. She's some kind of weird alien insect cyborg.]

Citizens of Earth, members of organization known as Unity Group. I come to you with a warning.

I am Hetepheres, a general of the Gebian army. Thousands of years ago, my people came to your planet, but they kept their presence a secret. Today, we return, but we are not united in our goals. The Anti-Earthling Party believes that we should conquer your planet, and enslave its populace. They will start their invasion soon.

I am a representative of the Pro-Earthling Party. We believe in mutual cooperation and understanding between our two races. I was sent here as an ambassador, and consultant, and defender; together, we shall push back the AEP, and perhaps teach them of the mistakes of their way. If they don't want to learn, they shall taste steel.

Your leaders already know about this and have prepared a place for me to establish an embassy. If you need anything, you can find me there.

[2] [Soon, stuff is going on in the hangar at Fort Alhambra. A strange vessel has arrived, resembling a combination of a normal spaceship and an ancient Egyptian river boat. It's not big, enough to transport maybe several mecha at most. A group of creatures that look suspiciously similar to 1-meter long beetles is moving to and fro, unpacking various objects from the ship and disappearing with them inside the base. The whole operation is overseen by Hetepheres, who turns out to be no less alien in real life than on a screen, and pretty giant to boot - roughly 2 meters tall! Also, right next to the ship a mech is standing, which looks very much like her, only 10 times taller.]

Watch out with those instruments, they are very fragile. Yes, bring that to my private quarters, if you please. That console can stay on the ship for the time being.

[One of the beetles raises a hand (they don't really have hands, but details) questioningly.]

Skrrryt?


No, I don't know where the kitchen is. One of the locals will have to answer this question.
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[personal profile] fire_dancer 2014-04-23 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Poor choice of words, I mean in general there are other things coming for us already. I hope things with your people can be handled before too many on either side end up dead."
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[personal profile] fire_dancer 2014-04-25 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fair enough and yes, that would be best. I would like to keep us humans and your own faction from having to pay most of the butcher bill as it's sometimes put here. Hopefully this can be ended sooner or later. We can get .... insane when we're backed into a corner and do things a rational person would normally not consider. See our obsession with fission several generations ago."
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[personal profile] fire_dancer 2014-04-27 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"That's one way to put it. We're not rational at all really. There's one good thing out of this whole mess your faction is proof we can work with aliens and not all of them want our heads. That's rather hopeful honestly."
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[personal profile] fire_dancer 2014-05-02 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's a good way to put it. It's going to be interesting working with you and your comrades."